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BishMan

BishMan is a Twitch streamer.

Fairly average game play with the energy levels of a toddler on Halloween, making him as entertaining as Jim Carrey in his prime.

Says 5 minutes till he will be online, usually means 30-50 minutes.
My girlfriend took forever to call me last night, she pulled a BishMan on me.

Did you catch BishMan streaming last night? He said "brb in 5 minutes" and was gone for an hour.
by JLMMMM August 20, 2020
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bushman

A directionless bufoon who cannot determine north or south using the needles of a compass. One stricken with a delusional disorder, believing he or she was born a turd and is therefore trying to relive the experience of birthing from the "CRED" Cycloptic Red Eye of Death seeking solace and maternal comfort. Due to the nature of this infliction, the individual continually enters the wrong cavity, henceforth referred to as Bushman.
No you idiot, you didn't get boofed by the Fuller Brushmeister, you got regally queef greased by the Bushman, aka djPauli (LINY) psk.
by Rono January 22, 2007
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bishmaylek

Something you say when you are with your guy friends and wants to fill up the emptiness.
Bishmaylek can replaceffs
=> BISHMAYLEK i hate this
by Ice42 March 3, 2021
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bishnana

A bish that enjoy's bananas.
Maiya and Eme are bishnana's.
by thatoneeme November 21, 2014
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bushman's hanky

The process of clearing ones nose without the assistance of tissues, hankies etc etc
More specifically, clearing ones nose by pushing one nostril down with the index finger and blowing out of opened nostril, subsequently shooting snot straight to the ground. The bushman's hanky must be executed with a fair level of pressure or the snot will end up smeared or 'looped' around the nostril (it may even lodge somewhere on the lower cheek or mouth region) rather than on the ground where it belongs.
Person 1: got any tissues bro? i gotta blow my nose
person 2: nah mate, just use the bushman's hanky...
person 1: wtf?
person 2: hold one of your nostrils down and blow that shit staright out.
person 1: pffft, thats fucked!
Person 2: Neck up ya cunt, thats the 'bushman's hanky'
by curly G, cradle rock February 4, 2007
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Bushman of the Kalahari

The term given for one who like to go down and eat out women who have a rather large bush, and enjot it
"Yeah, So I hear uncle Jun is Bushman of the Kalahari"
by Jeff Heywood September 2, 2005
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bushman's blow

The bushman's blow is the act of evacuating your nasal passages in the absence of suitable catching material. Ie, blowing your nose with no hankerchief or tissue or sleeve.

Steps:

1. Squeeze your nostrils together with thumb and index finger.
2. Roll your fingers one up and one down such that one nostril is opened and angled away from your face, and the other is closed.
3. Tilting your head back.
4. Exhale sharply and forcefully.

Performed correctly the bushman's blow can be propelled several metres. Performed incorrectly the bushman's blow can be propelled several cm down ones face.
I shot the opposite side of my shed with my bushman's blow.
by thehelix March 27, 2006
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