A person who is an insomniac. This person tends to be spontaneous. They love a good laugh, but in the privacy of their room. They only speak when it's important and needed.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

a fucking stupid website that teachers use to assign us homework & update us. also it never fucking works and takes 47294904 years to load. lastly, you can never get away from the random ass 10 year olds adding you to groups

someone who stares into deep space and says "Where am I?" a lot. Generally very forgetful and confused. But everyone loves him :)

(Excalimation. Actually, it's more like a full sentence, condensed)
Comes from the phrase "e-mail-me".
When said to another person, implies you want that person to send you an e-mail.

To blade someobody, or fuck them over hard. Often involves gay buttsex and senior leadership pitching

EM ES stands for m-s which stands for mouldy sandwhich. EM ES refers to a person who's odour is really REALLY and i mean REALLY bad to the lungs to the point of suicide.