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Jhon: what did my mom ever do
Dave: she birthed you into existence

Jhon: oh, so she must be disappointed

Dave: yeah.
Birthed by OkNo2 October 27, 2019
Past tense of Birth
My Mum birthed me

birthed my tampon

the act of expelling a tampon during sports, from a sneezing episode, laughing episode, etc.
I was laughing so hard at the gym, I birthed my tampon and it fell right out of my shorts onto a yoga mat.
birthed my tampon by spinservegin September 23, 2011

birthed a jellyfish 

A large period clot that resembles a jellyfish in the toilet bowl.
I sneezed and it felt like I birthed a jellyfish. Or That blob was so large was so large it looked like I birthed a jellyfish
birthed a jellyfish by Mac C October 13, 2023

I birthed Myself 

I birthed myself.
-Lil Tay-
I birthed myself unlike all of you betamale soybois.

The person who birthed you 

Joe: Ur mum gay

Thomas: ThE PERSON WHO BIRTHED YOU GAY
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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