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Bake'n'Shake

When one partakes in inhaling the smoke produced from the burning of marijuana, followed shortly there after by a long and very enjoyable period of masturbation.
Adam>> Hey man, I'm blazed as shit, lets get get some fucking cheese burgers asap!
Matt>> Hold that thought - I have to tend to myself, it's bake'n'shake time!!
Bake'n'Shake by moostard September 5, 2009
Words you can keep

Steak 'N Shake 'N Bake 

When people get high in the dorm at jmu and go to the on campus steak n shake to satisfy their munchies.
Person 1: U wanna boof?
Person 2: yeah, im already hungry tho so im gonna have major munchies
Person 1: Aight, Steak 'N Shake 'N Bake?
Person 2: Yessir

*smoke weed in the dorm then go to steak n shake when they are high*

Shake n' Bake 

Merry Christmas, let's go outside to shake n' bake.
Shake n' Bake by Mikeyramone74 December 27, 2009

shake'n'bake tan 

n. A tan achieved by going to a tanning salon. Indistinguishable from a natural tan in the summer, but sticks out like a sore thumb in the middle of winter. Almost as silly as a when a believable hairpiece gets blown off in a wind storm.
Not to be confused with a bottle tan.
*during a blizzard a brown white chick goes by*
I could be wrong, but I do believe that is a shake'n'bake.

Shake 'n' Bake 

1. What Ricky Bobby (played by Will Ferrell) uses in "Talladega Nights". "Shake and bake are "two verbs, they go good together, they rhyme..."

2. Shake 'n Bake is a food brand asset owned by Altria Group and was first introduced in 1965. It's a product made from mostly bread crumbs and spices designed to coat chicken before baking.

3. To grind up yo weed n' smoke it!
1. It's Shake "n' Bake time!

2. I used to use Shake 'n' Bake on my chicken when I was a kid.

3. Hurry up and get some cush so we can Shake 'n' Bake!
Shake 'n' Bake by Danielle Marie August 17, 2006

Shake n Bake 

A one pot method of cooking methamphetamine. Called Shake n Bake because you have to 'shake' the bottle to get the reaction going. Shake uses anhydrous ammonia in the place of red phosphorus to extract methamphetamine from ephedrine by way of a chemical reaction when mixed with lithium. Originally used as a cut for P2P and red phos dope.
Anyone with a little instruction can do a Shake n Bake cook.
Shake n Bake by tragicbeautiful January 27, 2011

Shake'n bake family 

A family where a man marries a woman who already has children.
man 1: Dude, I didn't know Andy has kids.

man 2: He doesn't, it's a shake'n bake family.

man 1: For reals? No wonder those kids don't look like him.
Shake'n bake family by grizzlyjack December 25, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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