Birddickin 

When your friend is at the bar and your trying to barhop but hes taking forever.

Quit birddickin around and lets go

Birddickin by Eastbounddallas May 20, 2016

Burdicking 

Verb; to waste time, avoid work and family duties, especially if it involves online porn wanking or use of fake illnesses. originating on whale ships on the Island of Nantucket, sometimes in reference to abuse of sheep.

"Fred called in sick today, I bet he's burdicking on his couch, that S.O.B."

Burdicking by vergaradesign February 1, 2016

birdnecking 

v. The act of crashing and burning a social interaction with a woman whom you find attractive.

Stan: Hey man, did you see that F18 crash in to the apartments yesterday? It was by 264 and Birdneck Road.
Joe: No way, I was too busy birdnecking my way to celibacy over at the party.

birdnecking by jamesvanderbeek September 10, 2012

birddick 

a small sliver dick , short and thin

omg ralph has such a birddick

birddick by mackers15 December 27, 2017