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Bird Nerd 

A person who, without hesitation, attempts to impress those around him with his vast understanding and identificatin skills of birds. This person usually doesn't understand that these attemps actually make him appear even nerdier to those around him.

This person prefers to go birding rather than watch the game.
Sarah: Oh wow, that was a beautiful bird that just flew by

John: Yeah, I wonder what it was..

Mike: Well I didn't see it, but judging by your reaction it was likely a great tufted pine sparrow, male of course. It was probably foraging for honeysuckle berries, its sole food source.

Sarah: Oh....(not impressed)

John: Mike, your such a bird nerd!

Stephen: Hey Jeff, are you coming to the party later?

Jeff: Nah, I'm gunna stay in tonite

Stephen: Why? Its gunna be a great party

Jeff: I'm not gunna miss the peak of the Bohemian Waxwing migration at sunrise. I mean, its only the biggest birding day of the year, duh.

Stephen: Oh, I forgot (and don't care).....do you realize your are a huge bird nerd?
Bird Nerd by duckdog February 17, 2010
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Nerd Bird 

An airliner that flies between two high-tech cities. It is likely that the majority of the passengers will be nerds.
I'm taking the Nerd Bird from Austin to San Jose.
Nerd Bird by Lumpy76 December 8, 2005
Word of the Day on March 11, 2010

Nerd Bird 

The private planes of Steve Jobs and Bill Gates.
Hey, did you know Steve Jobs is taking his Nerd Bird down to the courts to sue the Motorola Droid makers for stealing software that every smart phone now has already because he has nothing better to do?

Bill Gates is on his Nerd Bird right now thinking up ways to make Windows 7 even better.
Nerd Bird by Blackhawk101 March 15, 2010
James is a total birdnerd
Birdnerd by Chrisrocksyou August 23, 2008
Someone who can't get enough of their pet birds, or wild birds.
You should have seen Nancy's collection of bird books. She's a real birdnerd.
birdnerd by imabirdnerd February 24, 2015

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026