Bird Nerd

A person who, without hesitation, attempts to impress those around him with his vast understanding and identificatin skills of birds. This person usually doesn't understand that these attemps actually make him appear even nerdier to those around him.

This person prefers to go birding rather than watch the game.

Sarah: Oh wow, that was a beautiful bird that just flew by

John: Yeah, I wonder what it was..

Mike: Well I didn't see it, but judging by your reaction it was likely a great tufted pine sparrow, male of course. It was probably foraging for honeysuckle berries, its sole food source.

Sarah: Oh....(not impressed)

John: Mike, your such a bird nerd!

Stephen: Hey Jeff, are you coming to the party later?

Jeff: Nah, I'm gunna stay in tonite

Stephen: Why? Its gunna be a great party

Jeff: I'm not gunna miss the peak of the Bohemian Waxwing migration at sunrise. I mean, its only the biggest birding day of the year, duh.

Stephen: Oh, I forgot (and don't care).....do you realize your are a huge bird nerd?

by duckdog February 17, 2010

Nerd Bird

An airliner that flies between two high-tech cities. It is likely that the majority of the passengers will be nerds.

I'm taking the Nerd Bird from Austin to San Jose.

by Lumpy76 December 8, 2005

Nerd Bird

The private planes of Steve Jobs and Bill Gates.

Hey, did you know Steve Jobs is taking his Nerd Bird down to the courts to sue the Motorola Droid makers for stealing software that every smart phone now has already because he has nothing better to do?

Bill Gates is on his Nerd Bird right now thinking up ways to make Windows 7 even better.

by Blackhawk101 March 15, 2010

Birdnerd

A person who is obsessed with birds.

James is a total birdnerd

by Chrisrocksyou August 23, 2008

birdnerd

Someone who can't get enough of their pet birds, or wild birds.

You should have seen Nancy's collection of bird books. She's a real birdnerd.

by imabirdnerd February 24, 2015