Definitions by Lumpy76

Mudslide 

When you leave shit streaks in the toilet bowl after taking a dump and flushing. This is usually caused by heavy consumption of light beer causing your stool to be loose but not quite diahrrea.

I left a mudslide in Bill's toilet this morning after drinking a lot of Natty Light yesterday. Sorry Bill.

Mudslide by Lumpy76 December 28, 2005

Double Flush 

The act of flushing the toilet a second time because the first flush did not evacuate all the poo/vomit and tp.

After eating Taco Bell last night my first crap this morning required a double flush.

Double Flush by Lumpy76 December 12, 2005

foo-foo drink 

An alcoholic beverage that is way too pretty or feminine. These drinks are usually characterized by lots of whipped cream, multiple fruit decorations and/or umbrellas. Also, they tend to be low in alcohol content.

My friend Ted really likes foo-foo drinks. He always orders something like a pina colada, strawberry daquri or an appletini. What a puss.

foo-foo drink by Lumpy76 December 9, 2005

Nerd Bird 

An airliner that flies between two high-tech cities. It is likely that the majority of the passengers will be nerds.

I'm taking the Nerd Bird from Austin to San Jose.

Nerd Bird by Lumpy76 December 8, 2005