Bindered

The past tense of "to binder." Same as elbowed, except done with a binder in a crowded school hallway.

Fuck, that emo-kid bindered me in the spleen!
Get out of my way before I binder you in the head.

by Emily Duffin May 14, 2008

Bindered

An expression used after proving a woman wrong during an argument, especially a political one.

Melissa: I'm glad Romney won the election
Abe: Woman, turn on the TV. Romney didn't win
Melissa:umm..
Abe: you just got bindered.

by aC23 November 7, 2012

binnered

When something is fucked up thoroughly because of sheer incompetence.

Named after dumbass Sciz Rizz who got the nickname "Binner" from his fondness for plowing his hoopty into dumpsters and leaving the scene.

"Look at that tile work. It's all binnered up."

by EatItJosh June 17, 2017

Bingered

When your argument accidentally proves the point your opposition is making.

Example:

The MSM knew their narrative was F’d as they watched their chosen plot get bingered by the prosecuting attorney every single day of the trial.

by Awake and Aware November 9, 2021

peaky blindered

The erect male organ is gently inserted between the blinds so only the cock is visible through the window.

Girl 1: Jakes cock is huge, I saw his organ through the blinds
Girl 2: Oh my god! You got peaky blindered?

by BigTruckBigCock April 30, 2019

Bout to be bendered

To getting ready for, getting to it or almost to be drunk.

In relation to Bender Bending Rodríguez a fictional robot in Futurama.

"hey imma have to go imma bout to be bendered.

by FUortiz August 25, 2009

Bendered

Definition 1 When a friend commits to meeting you at a certain time, but stands you up because of some lame excuse.
Definition 2 When a friend commits to meeting you at a certain time, but is way later than what they originally told you.

example 1 I got bendered by Mark today at the trailhead.
example 2 I bendered hard this morning

by awgi October 4, 2018