blindered

1-What they do to horses that pull carriages
2-One who is hardheaded and single minded, 3-People who are so simple they can't think past what they see right in front of them.

Why do they blinder horses, it seems so mean to only let them see in front of them.

When I told my friend the White Stripes need a bassist, he went on about how perfect they are without one. He's just so blindered.

I watched the matrix with my friend, but he's so blindered he said "I've seen way better action movies, why does everyone like this so much?"

blindered by Kevin April 2, 2005

peaky blindered 

The erect male organ is gently inserted between the blinds so only the cock is visible through the window.

Girl 1: Jakes cock is huge, I saw his organ through the blinds
Girl 2: Oh my god! You got peaky blindered?

peaky blindered by BigTruckBigCock April 30, 2019

binnered 

When something is fucked up thoroughly because of sheer incompetence.

Named after dumbass Sciz Rizz who got the nickname "Binner" from his fondness for plowing his hoopty into dumpsters and leaving the scene.

"Look at that tile work. It's all binnered up."

binnered by EatItJosh June 17, 2017

bush blinded 

The word to describe a person who has sadly been misled by the lies of George Bush and his "quest for peace".

Tom: "We went to Iraq to save the people from an evil regime where they were constantly in danger"
Me: "You're so bush blinded that you ignore the fact we still have no accurate Iraqi casualty list (which is estimated in the thousands"
Tom: ".......That's what yo momma said about you.."

bush blinded by gri-unit October 1, 2005

blistered shishito 

When one's penis is rubbed raw after a marathon session of intercourse as result of friction, intense PSI, lack of lube or a combination of all three

Mike: Bro, why are you walking so funny?
Stan: Dude...Missy and I had a marathon sesh' last night and she dried out...I was in a zone and couldnt stop, but now I"m rolling with a blistered shishito...it sucks, but was worth it, yo

blistered shishito by gameshow willie August 22, 2018

nostalgia-blinded 

A person, which does not realize that something is bad because they are nostalgic about it

Person1: I love this movie.
Person2: No, that movie was bad. You are just nostalgia-blinded.

nostalgia-blinded by Thromsty51 January 29, 2020

Brandered 

v. To be disqualified from participation in an event, especially political, by a technicality.

I wanted to vote but I got brandered because there was a typo on my ID.

Brandered by randomname12345 May 22, 2009