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bigmonkeyfan700 

stupid twitter user who is actually somewhat hot
Jon Arbuckle: “wow its bigmonkeyfan700 on twitter!”
bigmonkeyfan700 by penisman7000 November 9, 2020

bitmonkey 

bitmonkey = in computer related slang, opposite the slang terms used for car mechanics or enthusiasts such as "grease monkey" and "gear head" vb
official title on business card: computer hardware warranty specialist

responsibilities of said position: hardware upgrades, building, troubleshooting, diagnostics, repair

personal interest: building "rigs" (rig, defined as the computer tower including internal components), "tweaking" or customizing (modding)

self proclaimed title: bitmonkey
bitmonkey by piklando August 3, 2007

bigmonkeyvr 

Typically a short person that is skillful in the popular game gorilla tag (Gtag)
Person 1: Omg ur so short
Person 2: it’s because I’m bigmonkeyvr
bigmonkeyvr by Stubbyyyyyy October 14, 2022

bigmonkeydopolus 

an insult to use when losing an argument
Bill: well your short!
Dave: YOUR A bigmonkeydopolus
bigmonkeydopolus by comconL November 13, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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