BIMJO

Balls In Mouth Jack Off

During ejaculation, when a man puts his balls in a woman's mouth and jacks off to climax, this is called a BIMJO, an acronym for Balls In Mouth Jack Off.

Green: Hey, Hoagie! Did you see what Bernard did to Laverne last night after the party?
Hoagie: No, I totally missed that. What happened?
Green: He went upstairs into the attic, fucked her brains out, and then gave her a BIMJO!
Hoagie: He gave her a BIMJO! What a maniac! That is so bitchin!

by Xaf November 4, 2011

Bimjo

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That’s guys a bimjo

by Maldovit August 5, 2018

bigjob

One of the many childhood euphemisms for shit.

"I need to do a bigjob"
"I've just done a bigjob"
"don't step in the dog's bigjobs!"

by Bakers January 23, 2008

bimboy

A bimboy is a small, ditzy, friendly, effeminate man, who respects women. A bimboy can be any age, any sexual orientation, and any physical build. You often want to protect bimboys.

"That man over there acts like such a bimboy!"

"He's a total bimboy!"

"I love bimboys!"

by purchie November 10, 2020

bimbo box

A vehicle, typically from a luxury marque such as Lexus or Mercedes, based on a car chassis, but presented as a utility vehicle. It complete lacks any off-road prowess. Typically driven by wealthy spouses and mistresses. The driver will frequently be on a cell phone while operating the vehicle.

That bitch on the phone in her bimbo box almost ran me off the road!

by cretinx February 3, 2009

Bomjol

A state of mind in which you believe to be stuck in a confined space but in reality are not.

“Uh oh! I’m stuck in this room and the door won’t budge! Help! Oh wait, the door wasn’t even stuck in the first place. I must’ve had bomjol.”

by Bomjol0417 August 2, 2020

Bimboing

To perform menial tasks which require no brain power - task which a bimbo could perform. Basic, mundane office tasks such as filing or photocopying.

Since graduation, I've been bimboing at the estate agents for 6 months.

by Joshie of Aven October 29, 2010