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Balls In Mouth Jack Off

During ejaculation, when a man puts his balls in a woman's mouth and jacks off to climax, this is called a BIMJO, an acronym for Balls In Mouth Jack Off.

Green: Hey, Hoagie! Did you see what Bernard did to Laverne last night after the party?
Hoagie: No, I totally missed that. What happened?
Green: He went upstairs into the attic, fucked her brains out, and then gave her a BIMJO!
Hoagie: He gave her a BIMJO! What a maniac! That is so bitchin!

BIMJO by Xaf November 4, 2011

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Bimjo by Maldovit August 5, 2018

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bigjob

One of the many childhood euphemisms for shit.

"I need to do a bigjob"
"I've just done a bigjob"
"don't step in the dog's bigjobs!"

bigjob by Bakers January 23, 2008

bimboy

A bimboy is a small, ditzy, friendly, effeminate man, who respects women. A bimboy can be any age, any sexual orientation, and any physical build. You often want to protect bimboys.

"That man over there acts like such a bimboy!"

"He's a total bimboy!"

"I love bimboys!"

bimboy by purchie November 10, 2020

bimbo box

A vehicle, typically from a luxury marque such as Lexus or Mercedes, based on a car chassis, but presented as a utility vehicle. It complete lacks any off-road prowess. Typically driven by wealthy spouses and mistresses. The driver will frequently be on a cell phone while operating the vehicle.

That bitch on the phone in her bimbo box almost ran me off the road!

bimbo box by cretinx February 3, 2009

Bomjol

A state of mind in which you believe to be stuck in a confined space but in reality are not.

“Uh oh! I’m stuck in this room and the door won’t budge! Help! Oh wait, the door wasn’t even stuck in the first place. I must’ve had bomjol.”

Bomjol by Bomjol0417 August 2, 2020

Bimboing

To perform menial tasks which require no brain power - task which a bimbo could perform. Basic, mundane office tasks such as filing or photocopying.

Since graduation, I've been bimboing at the estate agents for 6 months.

Bimboing by Joshie of Aven October 29, 2010

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026