Commanding Officer of King's Rangers
makes a living off yelling at flinnty "deeEEEmMMoOTTeeEDDd!!!"
He loves to waste money
He also has strokes involving constantyelling of "kings rangers, OOOOOOOORRAAAAHHH"
Politically correct term for a hillbilly, cracker, redneck, or trailer trash. Subtle reminder that southerners often use their first and middle names because after centuries of inbreeding, they all have the same last name.
Also known as BBT Network. He is an enemy of Dr. Phil, Alex Jones, and John Cena, who he calls druglords. He is a redneck who also hates ear rape and Snake Gaiden. He also hates Aliens.