Bilily baxter is a wannabe roadmap who probably gets sexually abused by his father which results in his need to fake his personality. He tries to intimidate you by staring into your soul but his Zika virus head will block out the sun making is head look like a melting Malteser. He rides his shitty mountain bike around doddington playing shitty music whilst and pulling out in front of cars. The residents of the village often complain and hope to see him one day get hit by a car and see his head explode which is the only known cure for the Zika virus.
by Thefendlandwhisperer October 29, 2019
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