Billigent

The act of being excessively diligent about billing. A billigent person invents obtuse ways of billing clients and passers-by alike for any reason vaguely linking others to owing money to them.

The billigent attorney would spend more time billing his clients than actually working for them. Every second of his waking hours was spent going over his client list, that way he could bill all his clients on a continual basis and back it up with time-entries like "status update" which actually meant all he did was think of their name and if any new activities were associated with them. More often than not, nothing had changed, given that his "status updates" occurred on an hourly basis. Billigent practices are frowned upon by ethical attorneys.

by Vorlon007 December 6, 2012

Billigan

A do-over shot in golf, synonymous with "mulligan," invented and perfected by former US President Bill Clinton. Clinton, who professed to play by the rules of golf repeatedly as president, routinely takes as many as 100 extra shots per 18 holes of golf, according to the bestselling book, "First Off the Tee," by Don Van Natta Jr. The way Mr. Clinton does it is this: He tees off twice, or even three times, off a tee, then gets out to the fairway and asks his playing partners which ball was his first shot. This is the shot he is supposed to play. Inevitably, his playing partners point to the ball closest to the flag, and often that is Mr. Clinton's second or third tee shot. A billigan is a do-over golf shot awarded by complicit fellow golfers who act as co-conspirators in the act of cheating.

Mr. Clinton was in an especially frisky mood the day he played at Pebble Beach, treating himself to 100 Billigans but carding an impressive 79.

by Golf maven April 25, 2005

billiken

St. Louis University mascot; student at Saint Louis U.

The Billikens were out in force at the arena last night, but unfortunately, their team lost.

by jdsmsl September 3, 2005

Billiant

More brilliant than brilliant, used while drunk and something happens or is said that is beyond brilliant

Person 1: "I think we should go to this party, they've got titty shots!"
Person 2: "That is Billiant!"

by Derek Stuart June 4, 2007

Billigungus

Billigungus is a goose who also has a cult called the Billigungus Cult. All must worship, since Billigungus is bestest

Billigungus is the goose

by ewwitsheart April 19, 2021

Billimetre

A Billimetre (spelt with "re" because of it's English origin) is actually 1 tenth of a millimetre. It is 10 times as accurate as millimetres. 1cm = 100bm

(Can be shortened to Bill or Bills, or bm)

1 metre is the same as 10,000 billimetres.

by Gus Balderdash July 23, 2009

billionth base

To make love To a magical uncorn with a penis the size of africa

Yolanda: Dude billionth base is crazy
Richard:y would u... I'm leaving

by ejaculated homo October 11, 2013