Bilal'd

When something inexplicable has gone wrong in the Network Operations Centre, that is more irritating than serious, and everyone has a sneaking suspicion that another work colleague, not on shift has set you up.

oh dear, George..... it looks like you have been bilal'd again.

Bilal'd by Glimmer September 17, 2020

Self-Bilal'd 

When something inexplicable has gone wrong in the Network Operations Centre, that is more irritating than serious, and someone is trying to cover it up. Then an event log is reviewed.... and the person reviewing the event log is the person that has done something more irritating than serious. Setting themselves up to fail.

So George.......... it was you that caused that irritating error? You saw this in the event log? So you Self-Bilal'd...?

Self-Bilal'd by Glimmer October 21, 2020

Bill'd  

1. The act of getting purposefully pass out drunk with no plans what so ever on how to get home, where to sleep, or how to protect oneself from being fucked with

2. Passing out at a party with your shoes on and being a victim of sharpies, throwing up/peeing on yourself, being carried home, discovering unexplainable bruises, cuts or scraps on your body, and/or seeing embarrassing pictures of yourself the next day on the internet.

3. Getting ridiculously intoxicated and engaging in activities which later on "might not have been such a good idea" the next day. E.i vandalism, stealing, sex in public, going to jail etc.

1. I'm gonna get so Bill'd out tonight!

2. Person 1: Dude, you were totally Bill'd last night!
Person 2: Ya, I figured that when I woke up minus half an ear and plus a pool of blood...

3. Person 1: Where the hell did (insert object name) come from?
Person 2: Who knows, we were totally Bill'd last night

Bill'd by ZBD December 28, 2008

Buffalo Bill'd 

Squatting down and simultaneously receiving the nose of an unsuspecting victim into your asshole, while stuffing your testicles into that same victims mouth.

"I got too drunk at the football game and crashed early. When I woke up, my mouth was salty and filled with pubic hair, and my nose smelled like ass. I saw the pictures later and realized that I was Buffalo Bill'd by my roommate."

Buffalo Bill'd by Dumb Bug October 27, 2011

Bilal Dodge role 

The situation in which a person says he's coming even though he knows he's not. Ultimately he's going to cancel in the last possible moment.

Im Not coming

Oh he's doing the Bilal dodge role

Bilal Dodge role by mentorn January 11, 2017

Bill Cosby'd 

When a human being is just trying to hang out and crush some drinks, and then a lurking rapist doses one of those drinks and proceeds to drag the innocent bystander to a room for a casual rape.

Ron: "Yeah... Remember how we couldn't find Stacy last night? "

James: "Yes..."

Ron: " Well... I guess someone Bill Cosby'd her ass last night!"

James: "Are you fucking kidding me?"

Ron: "Well, James... I don't typically go around kidding about one of our friends getting Bill Cosby'd, you fucking idiot."

James: "That's horrible!"

Mike - Man... I got so hammered last night, and my asshole hurts for some reason. I don't remember shit.

Barry - Oh shit...Dude... That's not good , bro. You prolly got that ass Bill Cosby'd last night.

Mike- WTF is Bill Cosby'd, bro?

Barry- It's when you get drugged and raped.

Mike- Fuck!!!

Bill Cosby'd by Jmccaffrey April 9, 2017

Bill Cosby'd 

Date rapist

"Dude, I totally roofied that chick then Bill Cosby'd her."

Bill Cosby'd by JenJen74 January 11, 2015