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an old man who spends all of his time sitting inside and smoking and has no personality. the only times he ever leaves the house is when he chases little children off of his lawn when he leaves them to get milk.

the worst part of him is that if you say ANYTHING bad about him, he hunts you down and will record you breathing at 3 am. then he turns it into a song and then uses it to make a diss track of you.
"my dad is such a bill-dick."

Bill Dickey

(Noun)
1)Fictional character from The Elltingville Club, written by Evan Dorkins.

2)A geekazoid or hyper-fan, lying son of a gun with autistically extensive knowledge on most, if not, ALL nerd fandom has to offer from the wide vista of world media.

3)Often cowardly, whiny, gummy worm spined manlet that religiously practices gate-keeping for the sake of illustration accuracy.
Y'know Dave acted a real Bill Dickey at the Gamestop over on 5th Avenue? Picked up a copy of Hogwarts Legacy and threw a tantrum over how HBO is making Snape black. Like, literally who cares? I don't. I actually get head.
Bill Dickey by Soonin June 4, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026