Bijackual

The uncanny ability to masterbate with both your right and left hand. this sort of thing makes life easier when outside forces decide to steal an apendage from you.

Tim: dam dude you shouldn't have put your hand under that fat bitch before she sat down. how are you gonna go through life with a broken arm?
John: dude it'll be rough but thank god i'm bijackual.

Bijackual by rabbert cline April 9, 2011

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bisacksual

going both ways-paper or plastic-in the grocery store.

Joanie declared her bisacksual tendency when she told the bagboy she went both ways, either paper or plastic.

bisacksual by Marco Marcela October 18, 2009

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Bijackual • Bijacual • bidickual

bidickual

A person with two penises.

Andrew has 2 cocks-- Homeboy must be bidickual.

bidickual by Amanda Please Dot Com February 5, 2008

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Bijacual

One who is able to go about the process of masturbation with either left or right hand.

After ferociously wanking with my right hand, even though I'm used to using my left, I became accustomed to both hands; therefore I am bijacual.

Bijacual by Escottvpc May 7, 2015

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Bijacual

One who is able to go about the process of masturbation with either left or right hand.

After ferociously wanking with my right hand, even though I'm used to using my left, I became accustomed to both hands; therefore I am bijacual.

Bijacual by Escottvpc May 7, 2015

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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