The uncanny ability to masterbate with both your right and left hand. this sort of thing makes life easier when outside forces decide to steal an apendage from you.
Tim: dam dude you shouldn't have put your hand under that fat bitch before she sat down. how are you gonna go through life with a broken arm?
John: dude it'll be rough but thank god i'm bijackual.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)