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Big Stonk France

Will be France in 2035:
-Unified Europe
-Declared war to weebs and nuke Japan
-dictatorial State ruled by Stanie Le Grand
Big Stonk France by UwUWaffles January 3, 2021

big big stonky fart 

a very big stonky fart
perossn *fart*
you AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa big big stonky fart!!!!!!!!!!!

big stonks only

Similarily to stonks, you use it to express a financial decision that resulted in a lot of financial gain. Mostly in a short amount of time. In this case, it is most often used not ironically. You may also say it just for fun.
A: "I sold my 15 year old car for 3000$ yesterday. Also, I got a raise from my boss today! I'm making so much money right now!"
B: "BIG STONKS ONLY!!"

Big Daddy Long Stroke 

A term used to define a very well endowed gentleman that is known to sleep with a lot of women. Nine times out of ten his favorite position he wants a woman to perform while having sex is doggy style. Doggy style is perfect because he can slightly lean back while his large member can move in and out smoothly or hard and aggressive inside a woman's vagina, thus the LONG STROKE part of his name.

Women hardly, if ever, complain about these Big Daddy Long Stroke's sexual performance, but they tend to call these guys assholes and bastards, especially to their girl friends. Yet, dispite all this name calling either to him over the phone, in his face or to her friends and family, she still will sleep with Big Daddy Long Stroke cause he can make her knees buckle, toes curl, body sweat and pussy cum about 4 to 12 times in 3 hours to one whole night of sex. Trust me, Ive counted.

If a woman is involved with one of these types of men as her boyfriend, fiancee or husband, they may be silly enough to tell the world about her Long Stroke, thus having those close to her try to sample what she's been getting all the time. And if he is a sneaky Long Stroke, then he will have sex with the woman/women she is close to. Sad aint it?
Girl 1: Oooo, child I was with Nick the other night, he got me from the back and broke a bitch off. I got him saved as Big Daddy Long Stroke in my phone.

Girl 2: For real girl?....In her thoughts: "Watch when I see Nick, I'm gonna see if my home girl aint lying him and his long stroke. I know she my girl, but I gots to get me some of that good dick"....
Big Daddy Long Stroke by St. N.I.C September 11, 2009

Wholesome 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot 69420 stonks 

A satirical term used to describe "dank" memes on Reddit.
Newsline: A thirteen-year-old boy committed suicide after being targetted by cyberbullies for liking Fortnite.
Wholesome 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot 69420 stonks

Wholesome Epic 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot Redpilled Based Amogus Sus 69420 Stonks Humor 

A short term describing the humor of Reddit (more specifically humor of subreddits like r/memes, r/dankmemes, and r/pewdiepiesubmissions)
John: I have a shitty sense of humor.
Roger: At least you don't have Wholesome Epic 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot Redpilled Based Amogus Sus 69420 Stonks Humor.
John: Wow and I thought my shitty puns were unfunny.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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