Big Burtha 

She has the biggest smile and is always there for the people she cares about. Big Burtha can act ghetto sometimes but deep down, she’s a vsco girl. Big burtha actually isn’t that big and loses weight quickly when she goes to the gym. Everyone wants to be with Big Burtha, boys and girls.

“Wow! Big Burtha, you look really good, have you been working out?”

Big Burtha: “And i oop- sksksksksk... PERIODT, praise the Lawt! i

Big Burtha by shnalojrmakqoqeoidxghnsskww October 15, 2019

Big Bertha

The fattest female teacher in every school who makes class entertaining by her comedic weight, but whom is completely unaware of the numerous jokes which occur reguarding her gargantuan size each lesson.

May also be a Bulgarian shot putter.

For example, in mathematics:
*Hannah calls Big Berta for help on a question*
Big Bertha then bends over to help Hannah with her problem. Upon noticing this, Jack calls to Boris and says "Boris, Hannah wants you," causing the unsuspecting Boris to look in the direction of Big Bertha's arse in its entirety. This is then rounded off with the majority of the class shouting "Whaaaaaay!" accompanied with many "wanker" hand gestures, leaving Boris feeling extremely stupid and traumatised by his experience.

Big Bertha by The Prophet Muhammad's mum November 28, 2009

big bertha

giant ram truck made in the 70's. illest mode of transportation, from point A, to point B.

bitty #1: "yo we rollin in big bertha tonight!"
bitty #2: "hell yess suckah!"
bitty #3: "rosa parks big bertha bizznach!"

big bertha by yeeeahbuddeh October 25, 2011

Big Bertha

A massive doobie.

look at that massive doobie, its a big bertha

Big Bertha by smokeweedallday92 September 28, 2009

Big Bertha

A very large, nice booty.

Dammnnn look at her Big Bertha!!!

Big Bertha by The 'Circle' December 6, 2011

Big Bertha

A prototype artillery piece used by the Germans in World War I to bombard Paris. Fired the largest shell in the world at the time, and more importantly had the longest range.

Bombs fell on Gay Paree

Big Bertha by Student-Athlete April 21, 2005

Big Bertha

A large gun used in WWI by the Germans produced by Krupp Industries.

Big Bertha is usually confused with the Paris gun and was never actually fired at Paris.

In fact, Big Bertha saw very little action aside from bombarding a handfull of Forts in Belgium, most French soldiers who were captured from bombarded forts claimed

"No one can stand up to Big Bertha's might" when in fact they had never been shelled by Big Bertha at all.

Dood! Big Bertha gunna mow down Paris again.

You're an idiot, Big Bertha never even shelled Paris you dolt.

Big Bertha by CommandoDude March 24, 2008