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A term used to describe the commander in chief that is making dumb decisions.
Bye Bidumb, bye.
Bidumb by Superbunnyfish January 19, 2022
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The current commander in chief is making dumb decisions so, we have coined the term “Bidumb” to express our disappointment.
Bye Bidumb, bye.
Bidumb by Superbunnyfish January 19, 2022

Bidumpkin 

1)(v) the act of getting oral sex while being clensed upon a bidet.

2) (n) a pumpkin with a big ass.

3) (n) an ass that looks like a pumpkin. (I.E size, shape, and/or color)
(1) Turetzky received a bidumpkin, first from Ed, then from Brad Turetzky....they're not even French!

(2) My oh my, it ain't even Halloween, but I'm seein' Bidumpkins all up in this piece!

(3) Bright orange with distinct vertical outlines, this ass gives off the distinct aura of a bidumpkin.
Bidumpkin by Fanny Zwed July 11, 2004

Joe Bidum 

Joe Biden is the man that is supposedly running the country of USA. He helped the Taliban take over Afghanistan, said to make every vote count (including illegal votes), publicly fell on Air Force One’s stairs(3x), AND, he forgets things easily, said that we would be safe without him.
Joe Biden is Joe Bidum
Joe Bidum by Blue_Bandit June 21, 2022

Bidumpkin 

The act of receiving a blumpkin and afterwards getting finished off with a human bidet. Given by the original blumpkin giver.

The bidet act involves using human saliva in order to cleanse the rectal area. It offers a much more thorough clean than just using the paper.
I felt really dirty after that blumpkin and I don't live in Europe. Thank God Celeste knows how to give a good bidumpkin.
Bidumpkin by bleachedasshole October 5, 2011

bidumpkin 

variation of the blumpkin where one receives a blow job on a bidet, as opposed to the toilet.
the whore shot down kingpin when he asked for a bidumpkin then ordered room service.
bidumpkin by nunyabidness February 23, 2009
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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