Bidumf

Sitting on someone with a great amount of force whilst exclaiming “bi-doomf (the double o is pronounced like book)

I bidumfed on lucas and he vomited all over me

by Goosack September 24, 2021

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Bidumb

A term used to describe the commander in chief that is making dumb decisions.

Bye Bidumb, bye.

by Superbunnyfish January 19, 2022

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Bidumb

The current commander in chief is making dumb decisions so, we have coined the term “Bidumb” to express our disappointment.

Bye Bidumb, bye.

by Superbunnyfish January 19, 2022

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Bidumpkin

1)(v) the act of getting oral sex while being clensed upon a bidet.

2) (n) a pumpkin with a big ass.

3) (n) an ass that looks like a pumpkin. (I.E size, shape, and/or color)

(1) Turetzky received a bidumpkin, first from Ed, then from Brad Turetzky....they're not even French!

(2) My oh my, it ain't even Halloween, but I'm seein' Bidumpkins all up in this piece!

(3) Bright orange with distinct vertical outlines, this ass gives off the distinct aura of a bidumpkin.

by Fanny Zwed July 11, 2004

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Joe Bidum

Joe Biden is the man that is supposedly running the country of USA. He helped the Taliban take over Afghanistan, said to make every vote count (including illegal votes), publicly fell on Air Force One’s stairs(3x), AND, he forgets things easily, said that we would be safe without him.

Joe Biden is Joe Bidum

by Blue_Bandit June 21, 2022

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Bidumpkin

The act of receiving a blumpkin and afterwards getting finished off with a human bidet. Given by the original blumpkin giver.

The bidet act involves using human saliva in order to cleanse the rectal area. It offers a much more thorough clean than just using the paper.

I felt really dirty after that blumpkin and I don't live in Europe. Thank God Celeste knows how to give a good bidumpkin.

by bleachedasshole October 5, 2011

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