1)(v) the act of getting oral sex while being clensed upon a bidet.
2) (n) a pumpkin with a big ass.
3) (n) an ass that looks like a pumpkin. (I.E size, shape, and/or color)
2) (n) a pumpkin with a big ass.
3) (n) an ass that looks like a pumpkin. (I.E size, shape, and/or color)
(1) Turetzky received a bidumpkin, first from Ed, then from Brad Turetzky....they're not even French!
(2) My oh my, it ain't even Halloween, but I'm seein' Bidumpkins all up in this piece!
(3) Bright orange with distinct vertical outlines, this ass gives off the distinct aura of a bidumpkin.
(2) My oh my, it ain't even Halloween, but I'm seein' Bidumpkins all up in this piece!
(3) Bright orange with distinct vertical outlines, this ass gives off the distinct aura of a bidumpkin.
by Fanny Zwed July 11, 2004
Get the Bidumpkin mug.The act of receiving a blumpkin and afterwards getting finished off with a human bidet. Given by the original blumpkin giver.
The bidet act involves using human saliva in order to cleanse the rectal area. It offers a much more thorough clean than just using the paper.
The bidet act involves using human saliva in order to cleanse the rectal area. It offers a much more thorough clean than just using the paper.
I felt really dirty after that blumpkin and I don't live in Europe. Thank God Celeste knows how to give a good bidumpkin.
by bleachedasshole October 5, 2011
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by nunyabidness February 23, 2009
Get the bidumpkin mug.After a long day at work, Russell went home and gave himself a bidumpkin which resulted in a glory nut.
by celthagod January 15, 2020
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A blowjob performed while the bidet is blasting like a tiny, overconfident fire hose. Equal parts spa treatment and questionable life choice. Typically results in laughter, surprise water pressure, and at least one person saying, “Oh my god, don’t move.”
A blowjob performed while the bidet is blasting like a tiny, overconfident fire hose. Equal parts spa treatment and questionable life choice. Typically results in laughter, surprise water pressure, and at least one person saying, “Oh my god, don’t move.”
by akarchitect November 20, 2025
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1-"Dude Jaron, did you hear what happened last night?"
2-"No, what?"
1-"I caught Amanda at a restaurant last night cheating on me so i grabbed her brought her into the bathroom stall and forced her to give me a Blumpkin Pinata."
2-"No way!"
1-"Ya i gave her a black eye and everything"
2-"No, what?"
1-"I caught Amanda at a restaurant last night cheating on me so i grabbed her brought her into the bathroom stall and forced her to give me a Blumpkin Pinata."
2-"No way!"
1-"Ya i gave her a black eye and everything"
by J-Bud72 May 2, 2011
Get the Blumpkin Pinata mug.While receiving a Blumpkin the person giving the Blumpkin vomits. This action is like a volcano exploding, sending vomit running down your shaft and balls like liquid hot magma.
Yo, my girl was giving me a Blumpkin last night when she gagged on my meat and turned that Blumpkin into a Blumpkin Volcano!
by Darth ZillaThe Bob November 7, 2017
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