Bidumpkin 

1)(v) the act of getting oral sex while being clensed upon a bidet.

2) (n) a pumpkin with a big ass.

3) (n) an ass that looks like a pumpkin. (I.E size, shape, and/or color)

(1) Turetzky received a bidumpkin, first from Ed, then from Brad Turetzky....they're not even French!

(2) My oh my, it ain't even Halloween, but I'm seein' Bidumpkins all up in this piece!

(3) Bright orange with distinct vertical outlines, this ass gives off the distinct aura of a bidumpkin.

Bidumpkin by Fanny Zwed July 11, 2004

Bidumpkin 

The act of receiving a blumpkin and afterwards getting finished off with a human bidet. Given by the original blumpkin giver.

The bidet act involves using human saliva in order to cleanse the rectal area. It offers a much more thorough clean than just using the paper.

I felt really dirty after that blumpkin and I don't live in Europe. Thank God Celeste knows how to give a good bidumpkin.

Bidumpkin by bleachedasshole October 5, 2011

bidumpkin 

variation of the blumpkin where one receives a blow job on a bidet, as opposed to the toilet.

the whore shot down kingpin when he asked for a bidumpkin then ordered room service.

bidumpkin by nunyabidness February 23, 2009

Bidumpkin 

The art of masturbating while ice cold water shoots your butthole via bidet.

After a long day at work, Russell went home and gave himself a bidumpkin which resulted in a glory nut.

Bidumpkin by celthagod January 15, 2020

Bidumpkin

(noun)
A blowjob performed while the bidet is blasting like a tiny, overconfident fire hose. Equal parts spa treatment and questionable life choice. Typically results in laughter, surprise water pressure, and at least one person saying, “Oh my god, don’t move.”

We were just testing the bidet… and then accidentally invented the bidumpkin.

Bidumpkin by akarchitect November 20, 2025

Blumpkin Pinata 

The art of receiving a blumpkin while on the toilet and after filling the woman's mouth full of your "candy," you beat her with your dick!

1-"Dude Jaron, did you hear what happened last night?"
2-"No, what?"

1-"I caught Amanda at a restaurant last night cheating on me so i grabbed her brought her into the bathroom stall and forced her to give me a Blumpkin Pinata."
2-"No way!"

1-"Ya i gave her a black eye and everything"

Blumpkin Pinata by J-Bud72 May 2, 2011

Blumpkin Volcano 

While receiving a Blumpkin the person giving the Blumpkin vomits. This action is like a volcano exploding, sending vomit running down your shaft and balls like liquid hot magma.

Yo, my girl was giving me a Blumpkin last night when she gagged on my meat and turned that Blumpkin into a Blumpkin Volcano!

Blumpkin Volcano by Darth ZillaThe Bob November 7, 2017