bidumpkin

variation of the blumpkin where one receives a blow job on a bidet, as opposed to the toilet.

the whore shot down kingpin when he asked for a bidumpkin then ordered room service.

by nunyabidness February 23, 2009

Bidumpkin

1)(v) the act of getting oral sex while being clensed upon a bidet.

2) (n) a pumpkin with a big ass.

3) (n) an ass that looks like a pumpkin. (I.E size, shape, and/or color)

(1) Turetzky received a bidumpkin, first from Ed, then from Brad Turetzky....they're not even French!

(2) My oh my, it ain't even Halloween, but I'm seein' Bidumpkins all up in this piece!

(3) Bright orange with distinct vertical outlines, this ass gives off the distinct aura of a bidumpkin.

by Fanny Zwed July 11, 2004

Bidumpkin

The act of receiving a blumpkin and afterwards getting finished off with a human bidet. Given by the original blumpkin giver.

The bidet act involves using human saliva in order to cleanse the rectal area. It offers a much more thorough clean than just using the paper.

I felt really dirty after that blumpkin and I don't live in Europe. Thank God Celeste knows how to give a good bidumpkin.

by bleachedasshole October 5, 2011

Bidumpkin

(noun)
A blowjob performed while the bidet is blasting like a tiny, overconfident fire hose. Equal parts spa treatment and questionable life choice. Typically results in laughter, surprise water pressure, and at least one person saying, “Oh my god, don’t move.”

We were just testing the bidet… and then accidentally invented the bidumpkin.

by akarchitect November 20, 2025

Bidumpkin

The art of masturbating while ice cold water shoots your butthole via bidet.

After a long day at work, Russell went home and gave himself a bidumpkin which resulted in a glory nut.

by celthagod January 15, 2020