1. The office employee who everyone pretends to like.
2. A self-proclaimed sports guru who has never won, or even come close to, winning a sports related wager or pool.
3. Master in the art of looking busy.
2. A self-proclaimed sports guru who has never won, or even come close to, winning a sports related wager or pool.
3. Master in the art of looking busy.
by brador April 1, 2005
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1. Incredibly good
2. Incredibly crazy
1. Incredibly good
2. Incredibly crazy
by JustBlanchinbro January 16, 2019
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Getting your next relationship set up before dumping your current S/O. Generally involves cheating (at least emotionally) on your current partner with the intended future partner. Refers to playing on the monkeybars, where you don't let go of the first bar until you've grabbed on the second.
Bill: "Well, your brother just sent the Save The Dates for his third marriage - they haven't even finalized the divorce yet!"
Joe: "Yeah, the monkey branching SOB did the same for his second marriage as well - all his relationships 'overlap,' if ya know what I mean."
OR
Joe: "Sue and I decided to try an open relationship."
Bill: "I dunno, sounds like she's monkey branching to her *next* relationship."
Joe: "Yeah, the monkey branching SOB did the same for his second marriage as well - all his relationships 'overlap,' if ya know what I mean."
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Joe: "Sue and I decided to try an open relationship."
Bill: "I dunno, sounds like she's monkey branching to her *next* relationship."
by Mai Ainsel March 25, 2022
Get the Monkey Branching mug.when a girl already has a boyfriend but she gives her number to guys that she meets and flirts as if she were single. she's basically branching off from her boyfriend and establishing backups.
yo dude I saw your girl at starbucks giving her number to some guy. I don't think she saw me. it looks like she's monkey branching, you should dump her.
by soulblk4000 December 2, 2010
Get the Monkey Branching mug.Branching- The act of cutting random tree branches from random houses and placing them on people’s doorsteps. Optional: Add a fake love letter with cheesy tree branch joke
Kelsey: Hey i'm bored
Amir: I saw a big tree earlier... wanna go branching?
Kelsey: Yeah! I'll bring the truck!
Amir: I saw a big tree earlier... wanna go branching?
Kelsey: Yeah! I'll bring the truck!
by aymurrr August 18, 2011
Get the branching mug.Tommy: So, hows your relationship with Becca?
Big D: It's great! We started Blanchin' about a week ago.
Big D: It's great! We started Blanchin' about a week ago.
by Yolozozo March 28, 2015
Get the Blanchin' mug.person 1: did you hear about what happened to jules bianchi?
person 2: ye he unfortunately passed away .
person 2: ye he unfortunately passed away .
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