Bianchin 

1. The office employee who everyone pretends to like.

2. A self-proclaimed sports guru who has never won, or even come close to, winning a sports related wager or pool.

3. Master in the art of looking busy.

"I don't believe the boss hired another Bianchin... this company is doomed.

Bianchin by brador April 1, 2005

blanchin 

Song by the artist lil big dawg of the gravity falls region of America. The word contains two meanings

1. Incredibly good

2. Incredibly crazy

1. This food be blanchin right now

2. This girl is really Blanchin right now

blanchin by JustBlanchinbro January 16, 2019

Monkey Branching 

Getting your next relationship set up before dumping your current S/O. Generally involves cheating (at least emotionally) on your current partner with the intended future partner. Refers to playing on the monkeybars, where you don't let go of the first bar until you've grabbed on the second.

Bill: "Well, your brother just sent the Save The Dates for his third marriage - they haven't even finalized the divorce yet!"

Joe: "Yeah, the monkey branching SOB did the same for his second marriage as well - all his relationships 'overlap,' if ya know what I mean."

OR

Joe: "Sue and I decided to try an open relationship."

Bill: "I dunno, sounds like she's monkey branching to her *next* relationship."

Monkey Branching by Mai Ainsel March 25, 2022

Monkey Branching 

when a girl already has a boyfriend but she gives her number to guys that she meets and flirts as if she were single. she's basically branching off from her boyfriend and establishing backups.

yo dude I saw your girl at starbucks giving her number to some guy. I don't think she saw me. it looks like she's monkey branching, you should dump her.

Monkey Branching by soulblk4000 December 2, 2010

branching

Branching- The act of cutting random tree branches from random houses and placing them on people’s doorsteps. Optional: Add a fake love letter with cheesy tree branch joke

Kelsey: Hey i'm bored
Amir: I saw a big tree earlier... wanna go branching?
Kelsey: Yeah! I'll bring the truck!

branching by aymurrr August 18, 2011

Blanchin' 

To live a luxurious lifestyle with a partner or spouse

Tommy: So, hows your relationship with Becca?

Big D: It's great! We started Blanchin' about a week ago.

Blanchin' by Yolozozo March 28, 2015

jules bianchi 

a widely known f1 driver who unfortunately died in 2015.

person 1: did you hear about what happened to jules bianchi?

person 2: ye he unfortunately passed away .

jules bianchi by Ben21224818 November 12, 2018