Bgiant

Something that is larger than big but not quite giant. Something somewhere in between.

'That is a bgiant cup of tea/coffee.'

For when you are served a beverage in a mug that is inbetween the sizes at Starbucks.

by rockorange April 17, 2009

Briantology

A belief system built around the central tenet "I am God and so are you, you just need more practice", Briantology combines Occam's Razor, Agnostic Theory, and Divine Command Theory with the following logic:

-There is no known way to prove or disprove the existence of God.
-Individuals can choose whether or not to believe in a deity.
-One's devout belief in a deity causes that deity to possess real power and control over its practitioners.

Therefore:
-I'm always right, therefore I must be God.
-I control my own actions, therefore the power of a God flows through me.

-You can't prove me wrong, which further establishes that I'm right.

-I could possibly prove myself wrong, but I don't want to, so it's morally wrong for me to consider doing so.

While the term Briantology is used to reference this way of thinking, the implementation of the concept is as *__tology, where *__ is the name of the individual practitioner.

Now that Steven has learned and practiced the teachings of Briantology, he's become a bonafide Steventologist.

by yeknomgod July 5, 2014

biantnee

Visually not aligned, skewed. Something installed or inserted that is not where or how it should appear when done properly.

The railing is definately not level, it looks like it's on a biantnee.

by Leonard Zukus June 22, 2008

Briant

The cutest kid! With a big dick. He pulls hella girls and he likes to have fun he's also a jokester

Why is your d so big Briant ?

by Briant69 January 30, 2017

Briant

Briant is a guy with the biggest heart. He’s sweet, caring, incredibly intelligent, funny, and all around amazing. Although he can shy, he super funny. He’s also really really cute. Any way who gets to meet briant is simply blessed. Anyone who gets to spend time with him is overfilled with jubilance

Wow you met briant, your so lucky!

Briant is the best!

by CatRule420 November 24, 2018

bigantic

Really big. A combination of the words big and gigantic indicating the extreme size of an object or person.

He had a bigantic beer belly.

by Lauren Holden March 31, 2005

briantard

cool mutual on tiktok who simps for Brian Stells from the Walten Files

briantard is a Brian simp

by toweliesupporter July 5, 2021