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Noun- a Bitch, a sarcastic person, an angry/pissed off person, someone who is aggravated easily.
That woman just flipped me off, what a beeitch!
Beeitch by Kelsey Tracy January 17, 2008
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Bewildergust 

A combination of bewilderment and disgust, best communicated via a surprised, confused, and mildly horrified facial expression.
He looked at her in bewildergust, not sure he'd heard her correctly... "You did what??"
Bewildergust by mleap February 8, 2010
Are you kidding me. You fool. What a not groovin dude. You can't even spell "believe" correctly. Really? Disgusting. Go clean the toilet.
Jack: I beleive in magic :))
Jill: yo how did you even say that
Beleive by demmu April 16, 2020

Bewilderment Chair 

Made popular by Lee Evans, it is the chair/bench that if found generally next to changing rooms in clothes shops. Men are placed here to wait for their wives/girlfriends/lady friends, usually with a bewildered look on their face as they take in their surroundings.
"Ha look at him on the bewilderment chair! He don't know nothing!"

"Alright love, don't be long, i'll just be here on the bewilderment chair"
Bewilderment Chair by 1234567Kate February 15, 2010

Jauregue Bewilderment 

when you opt for a tuna sandwich from a concession stand instead of a regular snack like a normal human being.
Felix: “Jauregue, ve a comprarme un sandwich de tuna.”

Jauregue: “Y si no hay?”

Felix: “Si hay.”

Robby Silguero: Now that’s what I call a Jauregue Bewilderment....and I’m a fucking moron.

Bewildering 

To be freaking amazing. To emphasis on how one can be so amazing.
You are so bewildering.
Bewildering by #Crann December 27, 2013
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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