Beuse

To belittle the proper use of an object.

"Stop beusing your math textbook.

Beuse by QueenMolly May 14, 2005

Bausen's Law 

According to Thebausffs' "Bausen's Law", in League of Legends, every plate is a kill and every turret two kills.

"So I'm 2/4.. But i took four plates, plus the turret.. So, according to Bausen's Law, I'm actually 8/4 would you look at that"

Bausen's Law by trwygon April 7, 2023

Beself 

Beself is an avid supporter of Annieee and is a very religious Annieeeist. He will always agree with her beliefs no matter what.

"Should Beself be kicked out of the three person society? I say yes." said Beeel.
"No." said Annieee.
"No." said Beself.

Note: The grammer police just reminded me that there should be a comma, not a period, after the "no".

Beself by The great goddess Annieee September 12, 2020

beesechurger 

dude what the fuck

John: Hey want a beesechurger?

Joe: Did you just fucking say beesechurger?

John: Autocorrect hate it.

Joe: Why the fuck would beeesechurger be in autocorrect?

John: ... I don't know.

fucking beesechurger

beesechurger by fuckingbeesechurger May 30, 2020

beesechurger 

A glitch in the Matrix.

Carl: Beesechurger
Everyone fucking dies

beesechurger by 🤶🏿 March 18, 2018

besserwisser 

From German. Meaning "knowing better". And that's exactly what it refers to, like the more common "smart ass" or "wise ass", or even "smart elick" (smart aleck). A besserwisser - or wise ass - is a person, often intellectual, or at least pseudo-intellectual, who thinks he or she has more general knowledge about things than most others. It can be correcting language mistakes in grammar and spelling, or it can be within a specific topic like everything from politics, geography and baseball to history and science - anything you can imagine!

- You know that "bananarama" dude at the Madonna forum? Jeesuz, he's so annoying! Such a besserwisser! Whenever I make the tiniest spelling mistake, he's there immediately to correct me and make me look everything but good. And whenever there's a discussion, he always claims he is the one with the correct answer. Every single time - it never fails! Even though I've caught him in misleading knowledge at least a handful of times!

besserwisser by queerboyoslo December 20, 2005

beure 

fine specimen of a woman

aaaaw she's a right beure!!!

howya beure!!!

I'd tap that beure!!!!

were ya with that beure last night?

if i ever got a hold of that beure she wouldn't walk right for a week!

beure by amynance June 30, 2008