Bettwieser

If you're looking this up then you know who wrote this. This is usually the last name unless the person's parents hate them more than usual. If you someone with this last name you probably think they're a cool person. If you don't, your probably right.

Person 1: "Hey Bettwieser what's good?"
Person 2 "Who are you?"

Bettwieser by Straightest_Man_Alive September 3, 2019

Buttwiener 

1. A fag's dick.
2. A term that is often used similar to the term asshole or jagoff when describing a person who seems to be perpetually loud, obnoxious and rude.

He is a pain in the ass, he's such a buttwiener!!!

Buttwiener by S_R January 19, 2008

Buttweiser 

Nickname for that God-awful weaker than piss American Beer (Budweiser). Semi descriptive in what it does to you the next morning... Especially when consumed with nachos & salsa.

Hey Billy Bob! You bring any of that yankee Butweiser crap?

Buttweiser by Mike Mc Donald December 29, 2004

Buttweiser 

Starting with a room temperature bottle of opened beer, with thumb in bottle. Shake the beer vigorously as your masturbate...just as your about to cum, shove the top of the beer botttle up your ass. If two people are participating, your partner can host the beer position.

Damn, she’s hot...I can’t wait to think about her tonight while I’m going Buttweiser on myself.

Buttweiser by Cleetchip March 23, 2019