better off
better off by Bai LI September 13, 2007
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better off dead
-phrase.
1. Ususally implying that someone is a useless piece of crap.
2. Situation where there is no upside, therefore the only way out is to commit suicide and/or, be killed.
3. Suggests pain will not yield, and only escape is death.
1. Ususally implying that someone is a useless piece of crap.
2. Situation where there is no upside, therefore the only way out is to commit suicide and/or, be killed.
3. Suggests pain will not yield, and only escape is death.
1. Sera: Ryan is so inept and a waste of skin.
Tish: Yeah, he'd be better off dead.
2. Elisabeth is going to be trapped at the psycho ward, and she's sane. She feels like she'd be better off dead.
Tish: Yeah, he'd be better off dead.
2. Elisabeth is going to be trapped at the psycho ward, and she's sane. She feels like she'd be better off dead.
better off dead by Elisara January 28, 2008
better off bacon
Used to imply that someone's life is so inconsequential, that they would be worth more to the world if their flesh was cured and smoked into delicious people-bacon.
Man 1: While you were gone, that hot girl from the bar called to see if you wanted to go out on friday. I told her you'd have to check with your parole officer.
Man 2: Dude, you'd be better off bacon.
Man 2: Dude, you'd be better off bacon.
better off bacon by themilkmantrink August 12, 2011
Better off alone
Better off alone by Unosmiguel October 7, 2019
Better Off Flat
Reference to a female slut that truly has no redeeming qualities other than when she's fat on her back getting smashed.
Hey braaaah are you dating the new cashier?
Are you kidding me? That chick is Better Off Flat. I'm just smashin' it brooohhhh!
Are you kidding me? That chick is Better Off Flat. I'm just smashin' it brooohhhh!
Better Off Flat by Eaton Holgoode December 27, 2015
Better off alone
Yeah mate when I was in the club last night they played Better Off Alone and I thought it was the 90s again
Better off alone by The Rutmeister April 29, 2022
better with the lights off
1. "In possession of a such a great personality that not being distracted by your beauty makes you even more beautiful."
2. "Ugly, but really good at sex in the dark."
3. "I hope you don't mind but I have a hangup about having sex with the lights on. Can I turn out the lights so I can fantasize that you're a different girl?"
4. "I really don't care how you look right now. Let's do it."
2. "Ugly, but really good at sex in the dark."
3. "I hope you don't mind but I have a hangup about having sex with the lights on. Can I turn out the lights so I can fantasize that you're a different girl?"
4. "I really don't care how you look right now. Let's do it."
better with the lights off by Stahrk December 26, 2011
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