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Better Bitch 

1.) A female who puts aside personal morals and standards to prove she is better suited than her new potential lovers previous lovers.

Signs include: a.)comparing herself to the man's past lovers. b.) An unnatural, undeserved, immediate devotion to a man she barely knows.
2.) A female who takes on traditional masculine roles in a relationship to prove she is "not like other girls" and exhibits more of a "pick me" attitude with the opposite sex.

Signs include: a.) Paying for first dates or buying expensive gifts, b.)exhibiting herself as a savior at the first mention of a man's personal problems, c.) Making personal sacrifices and over extending herself to a man she just met regardless of scrutiny. C1. ) An example of this would be quitting a job to spend time with the man. Coined by Michelle Hamblin 2022
Jennifer is desperately trying to be the
"better bitch" to impress her new boyfriend Robbie.
Better Bitch by Stallion11 July 29, 2023
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Bitch better have my honey

The equivalent of "Bitch better have my money" said while wearing a bear suit a la Blake form Workaholics.
Adam: You ready to get weid tonight or whhhhaaaatttt?

Blake: Fuuur sure.

Adam: Yo, you lookin' straight grizzly!

Blake: Bitch better have my honey.

Adam: Ohhh, bear puns. I like that.

BBHMM (Bitch Better Have My Money) 

1) A charming ditty by AMG that dispels any sort of lazy or unstructured attitude towards the expected frequency, volume and regularity of steady upward cash flow in a particular fringe profession.
2) A motivating mantra for those in the Accounts Receivable or Collections industry.
3) A phrase that may be used in lieu of more traditional punctuation to convey ultimate certainty that one will be receiving what feels they are due...or there will be consequences.
Sheeeeet. All I know is ma-fuggin' BBHMM (Bitch Better Have My Money). I ain't even tryin' to hang out by no damned water cooler. M-Kaaaaay?

bitch better have my money! 

What a pimp says (to himself and others) when he's on his way to collect money from his hookers.
Hooker: Where ya goin', honey?
Pimp: I'm on my way to Krystal's! That bitch better have my money!

better run bitch

When you have to run as fast as you can from someone who is going to kick your ass
1. "Hey I fucked your girlfriend yesterday." "Brb!" "What?" " Better Run Bitch!!!"
better run bitch by Sorry mate August 24, 2015

Bitch better have my money 

A song that Rihanna sang about bitches better have her money
Johnny told Mark, Bitch Better Have My Money

Bitch better have my honey

When you're a singer-bear and you lend a bear some honey and the bear doesn't pay you back.
Bitch better have my honey! Y'all should know me well enough...
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