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Betta Fish 

A beautiful, bubbly, fun fish. Treat it with RESPECT and it can live up to 10 years in captivity. They originated from rice paddies and mud puddles in South Asia, and although lived in horrible conditions, need to live in good temperatured water, a clean tank, the tank has to have an air opening to breathe, and has to be not too big but not too small. Make your fish happy!
"I love betta fish! <3"
"Betta fish are my obsession!"
"My favorite kind of fish is the Betta Fish"
Betta Fish by MG1rl May 28, 2014
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Betta Fish 

A fish that people buy just to have for a week and not do enough research on so it just winds up dying in it's unfilterd, 0.5 gallon bowl in 5 minutes
I bought a betta fish a few days ago and it died bc i didn't do any research on fish care
Betta Fish by BitchyBoi55 December 4, 2020

betta fish 

A term given to a woman who comes off as a bitch and can not, no matter what the circumstances, get along with one of the same species, another female.
Stick a Betta Fish in the same room with another girl, that girl is coming out crying or not coming out at all.

The Betta Fish just slapped the teeth out of her best friend.
betta fish by dawalsh4100 March 5, 2010

betta fish 

He threw a fit when he got rejected, such a betta fish.
betta fish by jaydebrudertin April 3, 2024

Beta Fish 

n. Those that'll suicide on your clean, shiny surface you cuz they think you're one of them.
"I'm a shiny-ass mirror and ya'll some beta fish."
Beta Fish by Jay See Lordness December 23, 2021

betafish 

Betafish is a word only 2 people in the world know. Its a special word only for us.
"Hey betafish want to play roblox??"
betafish by betafishy August 14, 2022

Betafish 

a person who is small in stature, weighs under 120lbs, has little to no muscle, and tends to have a very well below average sized penis. These people are typically of adult age but are seldomly referred to as men. You can find them wearing boys’ sized clothes because any men’s clothing would be swimming on their tiny frame. Their attitude is often extremely aggressive and nasty but they will never look you directly in the eyes when confronting you due to their cowardly traits. They will often only speak to women they find attractive and will either lash out at or refuse to acknowledge any men who speak to or pose a potential threat to have sex with the woman they are simping over. It is not uncommon to find these pathetic creatures whispering to a woman for absolutely no reason at all while the woman speaks using a normal tone of voice during the conversation. You may run into these pathetic weaklings verbally degrading the nicest humans they encounter just because they see an easy target. The most entertaining aspect is when they argue adamantly with someone but are proven wrong time and time again with their only response being “whatever.” In some rare cases they will be a third wheel and pay the entire bill. There unfortunately tends to be a high rate of domestic violence and verbal abuse cases due to their inability to challenge any grown men in the public sphere.

Note: Bettafish is another common spelling. Fish is often used as a shorter slang term.
John: “Did you see the little guy third wheeling with Jennifer and her boyfriend?”

Mike: “Yeah he’s such a betafish!”
Betafish by Billy Polanco December 23, 2023
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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