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best to three 

When you're a sore loser and you need to string out losing.
Trent lost, so he changed it to best of three. He lost again, so he changed it to best to three to string out his loss.
best to three by Becsas March 31, 2016

a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face 

The default picture used by over 84% of users of the popular networking site myspace (See definition #4).
-Man, she looks fine!
-Can't you tell? That's a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face, dude.

Sometimes, It's best to leave well enough alone. 

the quote that Joseph Seed made when he was cuffed at the beginning of Far Cry 5.
Sometimes, It's best to leave well enough alone.

.9.I Process Too Cinematically Under Duress So It's Best To Control The Narrative.9.

.9.I Process Too Cinematically Under Duress So It's Best To Control The Narrative.9.
.9.I Process Too Cinematically Under Duress So It's Best To Control The Narrative.9.

the best time to wear a striped sweater 

Spongebob Squarepants Singing
*The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time*

To best one! 

"To best one" Often exclaimed when either parched or hungry or in need of discount bargains.

Best One is a corner shop in the small town of Wootton Bassett (best known for its repatriation services), it sells discount drinks and food stuffs as well as alcohol to the general public, it is popular with younger people because of its cheaper prices and how close it is situated to the local primary and comprehensive schools.
Dude 1: God damnit i'm fucking hungry

Dude 2: TO BEST ONE!

Dude 1: YES!

They all lived happily ever after.
To best one! by MaccyDzz July 25, 2010
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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