A last name that by definition is so awesome that it is ridiculous.
Verb: The act of being awesome, by natural occurrence or through effort. Sometimes this can backfire, because true Berzoning requires talent and skill, only possessed by 1% of the population (within the continental US, that is). To live up to to such proverbial awesomeness is nearly impossible. Through spending extensive time with one Berzon, mere awesomeness can be closely achieved.
"I'm Berzoning right now, I'm on top of the world!"
Berhox, also known as Rando the communist AKA money maker. Is a professional specialist math gamer, he started the second wave of hunger back in the 90's that fortunately wiped out 90% of the black population. his net worth is uncountable and unfathomable to the average person.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)