Bertie Beetle

to squash a juicy bug in your wanking hand and using it as lubricant

i was lonely at work and a Christmas Beetle flew past so I gave myself a Bertie Beetle!

by Blanchy November 10, 2007

bertie beetle

possibly THE best chocolate in existence.
Manufactured by the Australian chocolate manufacturer, Nestle.
Also possibly the most popular showbag sold at The Show.

I want a Bertie Beetle showbag!!

by He's the boxman September 24, 2006