the last name of a teacher from hell. she likes to head the national honors society only so she won't get fired. if you don't suck up or kiss her ass, she'll hate you. If you have her, beware her wrath because she's only trying to be friends with you because she was a huge nerd in high school and wants to experience it all over again.. this time as a 40 year old duck.
Freshmen 1: Holy shit, i have beris.
Freshmen 2: Haha, you have the duck.
Freshmen 1: Let's find a duck outside so you can tell me where its ass is.
Freshmen 2: I think I'd rather have her hate me then have to do that.
Freshmen 1: That's a good point.
Freshmen 2: Haha, you have the duck.
Freshmen 1: Let's find a duck outside so you can tell me where its ass is.
Freshmen 2: I think I'd rather have her hate me then have to do that.
Freshmen 1: That's a good point.
by Joe Schmoe January 14, 2004
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Oh WAIT, is that Beris?!
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The ultimate of all grown losers. A Beris is someone who does not accept their fate as the biggest loser of all and will dispute this whatever the cost may be.
Joe Mama: He man, you are such a Beris, I have never seen such a bigger emBERISment in my entire life!
Beris: NOOOO!?!? What do you mean, that is absurd. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Beris: NOOOO!?!? What do you mean, that is absurd. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Joe didn't pay his Benis embarkment bills (1), so they made him work at the benis embarkment bill factory (2).
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The stain on the carpet was not Cherry Pepsi after all; apparently in my drunken state, I created a Benish Fountain, and pissed all over the table and floor.
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