Bensi
When your retarded friend tries to type the word penis in the chat but has a seizure and types bensi instead.
Bedside Volcano
A growing yet indecipherable mound, composed of unmatched socks, sweaters, underwear, pillows, books, catalogs, unopened mail, empty bottles, reading glasses, chargers, clean and dirty towels, exercise paraphernalia, countless and nameless other things, many forgotten yet long-sought, the entirety overtaking the room, cascading, poised to erupt.
Bedside Volcano by Monkey's Dad February 25, 2023
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mind-bending orgasm
mind-bending orgasm
A mind-bending orgasm is like being under the influence.
A guy feels like a superhero when he can turn on a gal so her b-spot swerves, her mind bends and she goes into orgasmic orbit.
A ‘mind-bender’ for short makes a gal pretty much incoherent and all she can usually do is moan 'OOOOoooooh' afterwards.
A mind-bending orgasm is like being under the influence.
A guy feels like a superhero when he can turn on a gal so her b-spot swerves, her mind bends and she goes into orgasmic orbit.
A ‘mind-bender’ for short makes a gal pretty much incoherent and all she can usually do is moan 'OOOOoooooh' afterwards.
An hour after sex, gal regains consciousness: “WOW! That was a mind-bending orgasm. I feel total emotional bliss. Can we do it again?”
Guy to himself: “Boy, I’m good. Seems I’ve rearranged time and space with another mind-bending orgasm.”
Woman to friend: “Greeks may have orgasmo but I prefer a mind-bending orgasm.”
Guy to himself: “Boy, I’m good. Seems I’ve rearranged time and space with another mind-bending orgasm.”
Woman to friend: “Greeks may have orgasmo but I prefer a mind-bending orgasm.”
mind-bending orgasm by Love Linguist April 14, 2011