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benstraighting 

It is that time of the month when one gets irritable and crabby, essentially the male version of PMS. While the bleeding is minimal, the whining is not. Stay away!
It's just that time of the month, he's benstraighting.

benstrament

It is the smallest male reproductive device known to man kind. However, when it grows it can get to sky remote size.
"OMG, Stacie you don't understand he had a benstrament. I was so surprised."
Dammmmmm broooooooo do you be packing that benstrament.
benstrament by Gakatron October 2, 2020

Benspiracy 

When two or more people work together to plan a pleasant experience of an act of kindness.
I have a benspiracy theory that the two of you are planning a surprise party for me!
Benspiracy by jawbreakuh March 23, 2024
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026