Bensid

A word commonly used to describe someone who is "bense", i.e. a person so ridiculously stupid that you have no option but to deduce they are also homosexual. Can also mean someone who appears to be dense or greasy.

Ryan: "look at that greeb playing football in a residential area"

Jordan: "yeah he's a bensid"

by bensidhater94 August 14, 2012

Bedside Volcano

A growing yet indecipherable mound, composed of unmatched socks, sweaters, underwear, pillows, books, catalogs, unopened mail, empty bottles, reading glasses, chargers, clean and dirty towels, exercise paraphernalia, countless and nameless other things, many forgotten yet long-sought, the entirety overtaking the room, cascading, poised to erupt.

"Have you seen my phone?"
"Have you checked the bedside volcano?"
"Which one??"
"Good question."

by Monkey's Dad February 25, 2023

Benidorm

Located on the west coast of Spain. Benidorm is a popular holiday location for people who are from the Middlands, central England.

Jack: Where are you going for holiday this year?
Jill: Ar'm goin' Benidorm!
Jack: Err its just Birmingham with a beach.

Jill: Yer A no. Luv it!

by Kingslimy July 29, 2013

Benidorm

The place fat lower-middle class british people go to ride moblity scooters and get sunburned causing them to look like tomatoes stuffed into a small shoppingkart

Non-british person: I went to Benidorm this summer.
Friend: Oooooh, how was it?
Non-british person: Morbidly. Obese. Tomato. Brits.

by Frozen_Light July 20, 2017

Bedside Manner

1. Bedside manner refers most often to the way a doctor interacts and communicates with patients. A doctor with a bedside manner is a good communicator, while one without a bedside manner may offend or may be overly abrupt with patients.
2. The ability of one to cope with the abrupt surprise the morning after interaction with a female, whom the night before appeared to be quite striking and statuesque, but now appears to be repugnant, uninviting, and reminiscent of snuffaluffagus.

1. Patient: The doctor spoke to me with such politeness and tact, his bedside manner is so welcoming.

2. Guy 1: When I rolled over the next morning after the whiskey had worn off, I had to bite my hand to keep from screaming and waking the slumbering beast that lay next to me.
Guy 2:Your bedside manner is impeccable
Guy 1: I know, I got dressed and got out of Dodge and half way to Texarkana before she stirred.

by Colt Justice July 29, 2011

Bensiin

The kind of guy who can seem darkly intense or intimidating at first until you hear him giggle like a schoolgirl. Solidly intelligent and quirkly absurd, woven of a unique moral fiber, he often stands in his own category. Has a command of fashion and music. The best friend a girl could ever have.

Ask Bensiin, he'd know what to do in a situation involving string theory, hermaphroditic cannabals and candy colored Nikes!

by Smag~ February 5, 2010

Beside myself

Extreme joy, anger, etc, brought on by a situation that causes one to be "out of one's mind" with that emotion.

"Beside" was formerly (15th through 19th centuries) used in phrases to mean "out of a mental state or condition, as 'beside one's patience, one's gravity, one's wits'" (Oxford Engl. Dict.), and that use survives only in "'beside oneself': out of one's wits, out of one's senses."

I was so beside myself looking at all the women on the beach that I didn't hear my wife yelling for help.

by quietmaniam February 4, 2010