Benoite 

Benoite is a really funny and unexpected person. He seems calm at first, very professional and composed. However two days of knowing him he is one of the most crazy, pussy craving, sex-thirsty niggas out there. That thing can only be tamed by a certain amount of people only. And the method of taming it is unknown, some suggest tranquilizers or a sex toy.

These creatures hibernate during winter and wake up during the sex season. This is why it has a bulky, fat gronk body shape because they can store up to 1 ton of food and other type of shit to go through hibernation. Or it can also be used to store food for energy and protect their skin from harsh weathers. Oftenly, experienced people would warn others to not interact with a Benoite due to their unpredictable and mostly hostile nature.

Guy 1: Hey, what the fuck is that huge piece of ball?
Guy 2: I don't know, it looks like a morbidly obese human.
Guy 1: Or is it?
Guy 2: Wait, is it getting bigger or getting closer..?
Guy 1: Shit, run! It's a Benoite!

Benoite by KROTONIUM April 1, 2025

benoîte 

Benoîte is broken inside, but she is stronger than a bed bug. She'll never marry a musician again.

Benoîte is so cool !

benoîte by Mangeunsandwich November 22, 2021

benoîte 

Benoîte is broken inside, but she is stronger than a bed bug. She'll never marry a musician again.

Benoîte is so cool !

benoîte by Mangeunsandwich November 22, 2021

benoîte 

Benoîte is broken inside, but she is stronger than a bed bug. She'll never marry a musician again.

Benoîte is so cool !

benoîte by Mangeunsandwich November 22, 2021

Stif Benitez 

The biggest like-whore on the internet. Posts demented pictures of dying children and disabled people with the sole mission of getting likes and subscriptions to make money. He is hated by many people on the internet who continually wage war against him and his barbaric pictures. He must be banned from the internet.

"Hey, did you see that picture of the child with Progeria on your news feed?"

"Yes, it was from that swaggot, Stif Benitez."

Stif Benitez by KiillZemAwll August 11, 2012

Sebas Benitez 

coolest kid in school, loves minecraft, shrek enthusiast, smooth with the girls, & everything in between

Sebas Benitez has my heart

Sebas Benitez by baylen.kyle.peej April 27, 2020

Benitez

It means a really good person who is very positive, friendly and is like your family.

Term was introduced by Youtuber Baylen Levine with +100k subscribers. Later he revealed that the word was insipired by a little kid that he knew, whoes last name was Benitez.

Baylen levine “You guys are the Benitez, i love you guys, Subscribe to my channel”

Benitez by Ben dover B====D April 24, 2019