Benoite

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Benoite is a really funny and unexpected person. He seems calm at first, very professional and composed. However two days of knowing him he is one of the most crazy, pussy craving, sex-thirsty niggas out there. That thing can only be tamed by a certain amount of people only. And the method of taming it is unknown, some suggest tranquilizers or a sex toy.

These creatures hibernate during winter and wake up during the sex season. This is why it has a bulky, fat gronk body shape because they can store up to 1 ton of food and other type of shit to go through hibernation. Or it can also be used to store food for energy and protect their skin from harsh weathers. Oftenly, experienced people would warn others to not interact with a Benoite due to their unpredictable and mostly hostile nature.

Guy 1: Hey, what the fuck is that huge piece of ball?
Guy 2: I don't know, it looks like a morbidly obese human.
Guy 1: Or is it?
Guy 2: Wait, is it getting bigger or getting closer..?
Guy 1: Shit, run! It's a Benoite!

Benoite by KROTONIUM April 1, 2025

benoîte

Benoîte is broken inside, but she is stronger than a bed bug. She'll never marry a musician again.

Benoîte is so cool !

benoîte by Mangeunsandwich November 22, 2021

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benoîte

Benoîte is broken inside, but she is stronger than a bed bug. She'll never marry a musician again.

Benoîte is so cool !

benoîte by Mangeunsandwich November 22, 2021

benoîte

Benoîte is broken inside, but she is stronger than a bed bug. She'll never marry a musician again.

Benoîte is so cool !

benoîte by Mangeunsandwich November 22, 2021

Stif Benitez

The biggest like-whore on the internet. Posts demented pictures of dying children and disabled people with the sole mission of getting likes and subscriptions to make money. He is hated by many people on the internet who continually wage war against him and his barbaric pictures. He must be banned from the internet.

"Hey, did you see that picture of the child with Progeria on your news feed?"

"Yes, it was from that swaggot, Stif Benitez."

Stif Benitez by KiillZemAwll August 11, 2012

Sebas Benitez

coolest kid in school, loves minecraft, shrek enthusiast, smooth with the girls, & everything in between

Sebas Benitez has my heart

Sebas Benitez by baylen.kyle.peej April 27, 2020

Benitez

It means a really good person who is very positive, friendly and is like your family.

Term was introduced by Youtuber Baylen Levine with +100k subscribers. Later he revealed that the word was insipired by a little kid that he knew, whoes last name was Benitez.

Baylen levine “You guys are the Benitez, i love you guys, Subscribe to my channel”

Benitez by Ben dover B====D April 24, 2019

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026