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A word used when someone name Ben ejaculates.
'Oh my god! Ben just jizzed!'
'Thats true Benjizz style!'
Benjizz by Benjizz October 2, 2006
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Cumming and then throwing glitter on it.
DAMNIT! I can't get this bejizzle out my hair or sheets!
Bejizzle by Kapt'n and Kitty June 3, 2014
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To engage in sexual activity with someone- usually implies jizzing on/in them. Only men can perform bejizzlement
bejizzle by marcy, son, whut December 13, 2005

Bejizzled 

Cumming on someone and then throwing glitter in it.
I bejizzled my girlfriend to ring in the new year. She now looks like a disco ball!
Bejizzled by Shades of glory January 14, 2018
1. The pleasureful reaction a gay man gets from seeing large amounts of rhinestones.

2. A passionate side-effect of seing over-the-top, sparkly, or high fashion clothing worn right and looking fierce.

3. The jizzing of rhinestones.
Ex. As he held up the tie he adorned in rhinestones spelling out 'Judas' for the upcoming Lady GaGa show, he exclaimed, "OMFG! It looks so good! I am about to bejizzle. Now I want to put studs on everything."

Ex. Holy shit! Did you see how amazing her shoulder pads were? They were so sparkly, I almost bejizzled.

Ex. Seeing the dance that goes along with the new record is going to make me bejizzle all over the place.
Bejizzle by SparklySammyGaGa May 2, 2011
(Usually performed between two men) the act of ejaculating on ones chest or face then throwing a hand full of glitter on the effected region
"OW EM GEE brian your bejizzled chest looks great"
Bejizzle by Cuz dumpster April 18, 2018
made from the word bejesus, meaning "wat the hell" ,bejizz means much the same. But with the added greatness that jizz brings to any word.
"What the Bejizz is happening here!"
"What the Bejizz of Nazerath"
"bejizz that's amazing!"
"How the bejizz did she get all the way over there!?"
"What the bejizz happened to my dog?!"
bejizz by Fran July 5, 2004
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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