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made from the word bejesus, meaning "wat the hell" ,bejizz means much the same. But with the added greatness that jizz brings to any word.
"What the Bejizz is happening here!"
"What the Bejizz of Nazerath"
"bejizz that's amazing!"
"How the bejizz did she get all the way over there!?"
"What the bejizz happened to my dog?!"
bejizz by Fran July 5, 2004
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Cumming and then throwing glitter on it.
DAMNIT! I can't get this bejizzle out my hair or sheets!
Bejizzle by Kapt'n and Kitty June 3, 2014
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bajizzel 

When u bust 15 nuts, and u explode with the whitest purest cum
Yeah dude, i bajizzeled all over sarahs face yesterday
bajizzel by Zaddy_Zim November 24, 2016
southern rapper.....born in ft.pierce,fl.....reside in atl....unsigned artist--underground...hottest underground rapper in the south..birth names.roberts..singles"he a beast" and "hate on"....can be found at myspace.com/bojizzlejizzle...youtube...atlclubs.com...text bojizzle to saynow to get updates on artist
bojizzle is the same as other artist such as plies,youg jeezy,ti,trickdaddy,rick ross,etc......
To engage in sexual activity with someone- usually implies jizzing on/in them. Only men can perform bejizzlement
I bejizzled your mom.
bejizzle by marcy, son, whut December 13, 2005

Bejizzled 

Cumming on someone and then throwing glitter in it.
I bejizzled my girlfriend to ring in the new year. She now looks like a disco ball!
Bejizzled by Shades of glory January 14, 2018

Bajizzlin' 

(Adj.) - Something so amazing that it (literally or metaphorically) causes one to ejaculate in their own pants.
That chronic was bajizzlin'
Bajizzlin' by bigwillyc July 12, 2010
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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city chicken 

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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