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Bejizzled 

Getting a awesome Blowjob while playing a really good song in guitar Hero.
Devan - I was playing Guitar Hero when Alissa decided to give me a blowjob.

Richie - You totally got Bejizzled! =D
Bejizzled by Richie & Devan January 21, 2009

bejizzled 

He just IM'd me and said "bejizzled"...I dunno
bejizzled by Rawb Nasty July 14, 2012

Bejizzled 

To be masturbated to/to be thought of in a sexual manner
Emma got bejizzled by frank
Bejizzled by LeMasterBaiter July 29, 2025

bedazzled meat curtains 

When a girl pierces and adorns has her labia minora with beautiful jewels and pearls. What Crystal Rose has.
When asked "do you have any other piercings?" I say "yes I have bedazzled meat curtains"!

beswizzled 

A state of intoxication brought about by copious consumption of alcohol, just above tipsy, and just below really fucking drunk.
"How's it going?" "I just drank half a bottle of Vodka, so I'm a little beswizzled."
beswizzled by clone141167 September 30, 2012
Cumming and then throwing glitter on it.
DAMNIT! I can't get this bejizzle out my hair or sheets!
Bejizzle by Kapt'n and Kitty June 3, 2014
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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