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Bejizzled 

Cumming on someone and then throwing glitter in it.
I bejizzled my girlfriend to ring in the new year. She now looks like a disco ball!
Bejizzled by Shades of glory January 14, 2018
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Bejizzled 

Getting a awesome Blowjob while playing a really good song in guitar Hero.
Devan - I was playing Guitar Hero when Alissa decided to give me a blowjob.

Richie - You totally got Bejizzled! =D
Bejizzled by Richie & Devan January 21, 2009

bejizzled 

He just IM'd me and said "bejizzled"...I dunno
bejizzled by Rawb Nasty July 14, 2012

Bejizzled 

To be masturbated to/to be thought of in a sexual manner
Emma got bejizzled by frank
Bejizzled by LeMasterBaiter July 29, 2025

bedazzled meat curtains 

When a girl pierces and adorns has her labia minora with beautiful jewels and pearls. What Crystal Rose has.
When asked "do you have any other piercings?" I say "yes I have bedazzled meat curtains"!

beswizzled 

A state of intoxication brought about by copious consumption of alcohol, just above tipsy, and just below really fucking drunk.
"How's it going?" "I just drank half a bottle of Vodka, so I'm a little beswizzled."
beswizzled by clone141167 September 30, 2012
Cumming and then throwing glitter on it.
DAMNIT! I can't get this bejizzle out my hair or sheets!
Bejizzle by Kapt'n and Kitty June 3, 2014
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I hit a real purple patch.

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