Bejizzled
Bejizzled by Shades of glory January 14, 2018
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Bejizzled
Devan - I was playing Guitar Hero when Alissa decided to give me a blowjob.
Richie - You totally got Bejizzled! =D
Richie - You totally got Bejizzled! =D
Bejizzled by Richie & Devan January 21, 2009
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bejizzled by Rawb Nasty July 14, 2012
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bedazzled meat curtains
When a girl pierces and adorns has her labia minora with beautiful jewels and pearls. What Crystal Rose has.
bedazzled meat curtains by Crystal Rose March 12, 2010
beswizzled
A state of intoxication brought about by copious consumption of alcohol, just above tipsy, and just below really fucking drunk.
beswizzled by clone141167 September 30, 2012
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Bejizzle by Kapt'n and Kitty June 3, 2014
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