A person that only lives on the road in his car. In most cases he cooks chickens for a living and hates stores that sell merchandise in bulk. He is rarely sought out because upon spotting strangers he will pull a sledge hammer out of his trunk and "bust some skulls". He is also known for curb stomping, screaming obscenities, and lighting his few friends on fire. When asked about this he always seems to reply "shit happens".
Man 1: Why didn't you go to the movies?
Man 2: Benicus was there and he was ready to bust some skulls.
Man 2: Benicus was there and he was ready to bust some skulls.
by Ben The Raven March 20, 2009
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Yo Benito.
Tu Benites.
El Benite.
Nosotros Benitamos.
Ellos Beniten.
Once a Benites, always a Benites.
Yo Benito.
Tu Benites.
El Benite.
Nosotros Benitamos.
Ellos Beniten.
Once a Benites, always a Benites.
Snitch: "Did you see Benites in the hall, she was looking like a whole Benites."
Sammy: "I sure did! Oh my Benites!"
Sammy: "I sure did! Oh my Benites!"
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Get the Beanitus mug.People with Benitis often get upset when talking about politics. People with Benitis also get upset when their "ex" is mentioned due to the memories.
Bobby had Benitis when his friends started talking about his past.
Bobby had Benitis when his friends started talking about politics.
Bobby had Benitis when his friends started talking about politics.
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