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Benitus by Ben2227 November 21, 2021
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A person that only lives on the road in his car. In most cases he cooks chickens for a living and hates stores that sell merchandise in bulk. He is rarely sought out because upon spotting strangers he will pull a sledge hammer out of his trunk and "bust some skulls". He is also known for curb stomping, screaming obscenities, and lighting his few friends on fire. When asked about this he always seems to reply "shit happens".
Man 1: Why didn't you go to the movies?
Man 2: Benicus was there and he was ready to bust some skulls.
Benicus by Ben The Raven March 20, 2009
Benites. It isn't just a name. It is a legacy. Benites was first created on July 10th, 2003 and that was when no one knew of its origins. Benites is one of many rare characters in the world, but this one is very rare and specific. She is her own species but hates when Sammy screeches. So usually one might say, "Shut up Sammy." If you are Spanish you may conjugate the term:
Yo Benito.
Tu Benites.
El Benite.
Nosotros Benitamos.
Ellos Beniten.
Once a Benites, always a Benites.
Snitch: "Did you see Benites in the hall, she was looking like a whole Benites."
Sammy: "I sure did! Oh my Benites!"
benites by Benites Lover June 6, 2018
Liking a sexy mofo who's name is Ben
Girl1: Damn, he's sexy
Girl2: His names Ben
Girl1: I think I'm gonna catch me a case of benitis
Benitis by Xantique July 21, 2016

benjituss 

that girl is a slut, she must have benjituss
benjituss by johnni hoang September 8, 2007

Beanitus 

A rare disease that u may have if your name is cole and can and will make you terrible at all video games
Cole has beanitus and he is so bad at video games
Beanitus by Mr man man October 19, 2021
People with Benitis often get upset when talking about politics. People with Benitis also get upset when their "ex" is mentioned due to the memories.
Bobby had Benitis when his friends started talking about his past.

Bobby had Benitis when his friends started talking about politics.
Benitis by ThatOtherWhiteKid2020 November 7, 2020
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B)
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