benites

Benites. It isn't just a name. It is a legacy. Benites was first created on July 10th, 2003 and that was when no one knew of its origins. Benites is one of many rare characters in the world, but this one is very rare and specific. She is her own species but hates when Sammy screeches. So usually one might say, "Shut up Sammy." If you are Spanish you may conjugate the term:
Yo Benito.
Tu Benites.
El Benite.
Nosotros Benitamos.
Ellos Beniten.
Once a Benites, always a Benites.

Snitch: "Did you see Benites in the hall, she was looking like a whole Benites."
Sammy: "I sure did! Oh my Benites!"

by Benites Lover June 6, 2018

Stif Benitez

The biggest like-whore on the internet. Posts demented pictures of dying children and disabled people with the sole mission of getting likes and subscriptions to make money. He is hated by many people on the internet who continually wage war against him and his barbaric pictures. He must be banned from the internet.

"Hey, did you see that picture of the child with Progeria on your news feed?"

"Yes, it was from that swaggot, Stif Benitez."

by KiillZemAwll August 11, 2012

Sebas Benitez

coolest kid in school, loves minecraft, shrek enthusiast, smooth with the girls, & everything in between

Sebas Benitez has my heart

by baylen.kyle.peej April 27, 2020

Benitez

It means a really good person who is very positive, friendly and is like your family.

Term was introduced by Youtuber Baylen Levine with +100k subscribers. Later he revealed that the word was insipired by a little kid that he knew, whoes last name was Benitez.

Baylen levine “You guys are the Benitez, i love you guys, Subscribe to my channel”

by Ben dover B====D April 24, 2019

benitez

To find excuses when the only excuse is ones own ineptitude. A direct opposite of a Moyes.

"Look at that moaning cunt going on again, blaming 12 o clock kick offs. What a Benitez"

by Oldmangaz January 3, 2008

benitez

A person who is laughably bad at his/her job, but refuses to acknowledge it, preferring to cast the blame onto other members of his staff.

"C'mon, Mr. Ryans, I can't work with a benitez like Martin."

by Casske July 30, 2006

Benitez

an overweight, middle aged man, who is still a virgin

my friend is still a benitez

by waldo228 September 8, 2009