Beniggered
Beniggered by Dikke poep klont July 10, 2021
benigger
An act or occurrence of significant misfortune or interference, usually inflicted by some third party or external force.
"I was beniggered by every traffic light on my way here!"
"We were beniggered last night by a gang of unsavory gentlemen muggers."
"Take heed sir, insult me again and great beniggerment shall befall ye."
"The beautiful outdoor wedding was heavily beniggered by a rain storm."
"If'n the sheriff tries for arrestin' us, little brother Cletus will benigger his efforts from that there roof top o'er yonder."
"We were beniggered last night by a gang of unsavory gentlemen muggers."
"Take heed sir, insult me again and great beniggerment shall befall ye."
"The beautiful outdoor wedding was heavily beniggered by a rain storm."
"If'n the sheriff tries for arrestin' us, little brother Cletus will benigger his efforts from that there roof top o'er yonder."
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Beniggerant
Beniggerant by wagner_college May 28, 2012
benigger
Verb: for 'God' to allegedly 'curse' a Caucasian person by turning their skin black (1) as punishment for their disinterest in him ('God').
As demonstrated in the following passage from The Book of Mormon:
"And he had caused the cursing to come upon them, yea, even a sore cursing, because of their iniquity. For behold, they had hardened their hearts against him, that they had become like unto a flint; wherefore, as they were white, and exceedingly fair and delightsome, that they might not be enticing unto my people the Lord God did cause a skin of blackness to come upon them." (2 Nephi 5:21, emphasis added)"
1: "black" refers to the skin tone of Native Americans, rather than the skin tone of Africans/African Americans.
As demonstrated in the following passage from The Book of Mormon:
"And he had caused the cursing to come upon them, yea, even a sore cursing, because of their iniquity. For behold, they had hardened their hearts against him, that they had become like unto a flint; wherefore, as they were white, and exceedingly fair and delightsome, that they might not be enticing unto my people the Lord God did cause a skin of blackness to come upon them." (2 Nephi 5:21, emphasis added)"
1: "black" refers to the skin tone of Native Americans, rather than the skin tone of Africans/African Americans.
Husband: And yea, God did like totally benigger those Native Americans for not listening to him.
Wife: So becauseth we're white, we beith alright?
Wife 4: Totally-eth - racism doesn't kill people's souls and disrespect them as human beings at all!
Husband: Silence! A woman will only speak when spoken to Wife 4! Don't make me do to you what I did to Wife 6!
Wife: So becauseth we're white, we beith alright?
Wife 4: Totally-eth - racism doesn't kill people's souls and disrespect them as human beings at all!
Husband: Silence! A woman will only speak when spoken to Wife 4! Don't make me do to you what I did to Wife 6!
biggered
biggered by Admin: Slayer of Dreams July 8, 2011