benigger 

An act or occurrence of significant misfortune or interference, usually inflicted by some third party or external force.

"I was beniggered by every traffic light on my way here!"
"We were beniggered last night by a gang of unsavory gentlemen muggers."
"Take heed sir, insult me again and great beniggerment shall befall ye."
"The beautiful outdoor wedding was heavily beniggered by a rain storm."
"If'n the sheriff tries for arrestin' us, little brother Cletus will benigger his efforts from that there roof top o'er yonder."

benigger by Rnailz November 5, 2019

benigger 

Verb: for 'God' to allegedly 'curse' a Caucasian person by turning their skin black (1) as punishment for their disinterest in him ('God').

As demonstrated in the following passage from The Book of Mormon:
"And he had caused the cursing to come upon them, yea, even a sore cursing, because of their iniquity. For behold, they had hardened their hearts against him, that they had become like unto a flint; wherefore, as they were white, and exceedingly fair and delightsome, that they might not be enticing unto my people the Lord God did cause a skin of blackness to come upon them." (2 Nephi 5:21, emphasis added)"

1: "black" refers to the skin tone of Native Americans, rather than the skin tone of Africans/African Americans.

Husband: And yea, God did like totally benigger those Native Americans for not listening to him.
Wife: So becauseth we're white, we beith alright?
Wife 4: Totally-eth - racism doesn't kill people's souls and disrespect them as human beings at all!
Husband: Silence! A woman will only speak when spoken to Wife 4! Don't make me do to you what I did to Wife 6!

benigger by Grae June 5, 2007

beanigger 

1. The thing that is born when a nigger knocks up a beaner or vice versa.

2. A combination of a beaner and a nigger.

Them huxtables in the cosby show, their kids are beaniggers are they not, since dr. huxtables wife comes off as mexican...

beanigger by shdwsclan May 22, 2009

Lazy Ass Mother Fucking Jewish Wanna Be Nigger 

A white person who is lazy and cheats his or her way through life. They also are extremely cheap with money and always ask other people for rides everywhere. These white people also make it there mission in life to be as close to a Nigger as possible without Actually being black.

"dude Tisza is such a Lazy Ass Mother Fucking Jewish Wanna Be Nigger.

Lazy Ass Mother Fucking Jewish Wanna Be Nigger by Dudeman56 November 6, 2011

Beniggerant

the act of acting like a typical nigger; insanely obnoxious in performing black gestures

The loud black man in the movies was being very beniggerant.

Beniggerant by wagner_college May 28, 2012

proud to be nigger 

An african american who is proud of his african harritage.

Oh Sweeney...He is one of those proud to be niggers.

proud to be nigger by AAMCI September 11, 2005

Bejigger 

v. to mar or spoil so that it is unusable or completely destroyed

"Man, you bejiggered my fone when you threw it in the pool!"
or
"My day is bejiggered"

Bejigger by Countess Le Rose July 20, 2009