bongitis

to smoke weed so often that you may as well be diagnosed with an actual condition.

ted: hey doof, how did finals go?
doof: not sure man, i caught bongitis and haven't put down morrowind: elder scrolls in 23 days now.

bongitis by tedd January 2, 2008

BONGITIS

A COUGH BOUGHT ON BY SMOKING TO MANY BONGS

HAY STEVE THAT SOUND LIKE A REALLY BAD COLD YOU HAVE?
NO ITS JUST BONGITIS!

BONGITIS by TIGHT ASS TINSLEY! June 17, 2018

Bongitis

A person who is severally attached to their bong, they take it everywhere they go and they require a bong hit before they do any physical task.

Mike: Hey man, what's been going on with Riley lately, he's been acting strange.
Adam: Ah yeah, he has a bad case of the Bongitis, hopefully he will recover soon.

Bongitis by TheMikeHunt August 17, 2022

Chronic Bongitis 

Slang; Used to describe chronic bronchitis caused by excessive marijuana inhalation. Also used generally to characterize any respiratory condition caused by the inhalation of marijuana.

"Cough, cough..." person#1
"You take it like a bitch..." person#2
"Dude, not cool I've got chronic bongitis." person#1

Chronic Bongitis by theJR April 22, 2010

Boneitis

A funny name for a horrible disease. That Guy’s only regret was not to find a cure for it.

“My only regret is that I have Boneitis!”

Boneitis by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

Bonitis 

A disease in which the muscles contract and bones twist in every which way. This disease is exemplified clearly in the cartoon show Futurama in the episode name "The 80's Guy".

I couldn't find the video as an example, but I will quote the guy.

80's guy- "Fry, I'm an 80's guy. Friendship to me means that for 2 bucks I'll beat you with a pool cue till you got detached retinas. The deal will go ahead as ~CRACK~ ~CRACKLE~ UGH!!!! CRUNCH CRACK (and so on). MY BONES! (everyone gasps)"

Fry- "OMG, HIS BONITIS!"

80's guy- "I was so busy being an 80's guy that I forgot to cure it. CRRRRACKLE! My only regret..... is that I have... bonitis. (final crackling to death dies)"

Bonitis by KageNoShibou January 9, 2008

boneitis

A horrible disease that afflicts the human skeleton. This disease comes in three distinct forms. Type "A", being the second most-common variant affects the order in which the symptoms present themselves. Type "A" is known as the "top-down" variant, meaning that it starts at the head and works its way down to the feet. Type "B", being the third most common, is known as "bottom-up", meaning that it starts at the feet and works its way up to the top of the skull. Type "C", being the most common, is known as the "OH JESUS" form as this variant displays the symptoms of boneitis all at once. Boneitis itself is a disease of the human skeleton that causes individual bones to explode. Each bone has a distinct eruption:
-Femurs tend to explode through the front of the thigh.
-Tibias tend the explode out of the sides.
-The tricep/bicep area and the shoulder erupt at a perpendicular to the center of the body at a frontal orientation.
-The digits, both hand and feet, erupt in a fashion known as the "firecracker" effect.
-The ribcage breaks apart at the sternum, swinging open, and exposing the internal organs.
-The individual ribs themselves explode into small bits of bone shrapnel (CAUTION: When witnessing Boneitis, please seek shelter as shrapnel may harm you)
-The mandible splits in the center swinging out similarly to the ribcage, then the arms of the mandible likewise explode with particular ferocity.
-The skull implodes.
The only bone which remains intact is the pelvis, although in perfect condition (if those afflicted are in nominal health), bursts into flame.

Boneitis can be transmitted in the air, through water, blood, semen, vaginal fluid, rectal fluid, phlegm, hair follicles, skin, fecal matter, and through digestive fluid including salivary fluid.

He caught boneitis, and before my eyes his bones came out of him, and then their splinters chased me as his bones proceeded to explode.

boneitis by The Major & Sacha March 16, 2005