bungitis

a horrible, contagious disease that causes mass diarrhea, mass vomiting, coughing and sneezing of blood, and a great desire to eat cat shit

person 1: yo bro.. i got diagnosed with bungitis...
person 2: NOOO! IT CAN'T BEEEEE :(((

by garblefuncl3 January 10, 2025

bongitis

to smoke weed so often that you may as well be diagnosed with an actual condition.

ted: hey doof, how did finals go?
doof: not sure man, i caught bongitis and haven't put down morrowind: elder scrolls in 23 days now.

by tedd January 2, 2008

Chronic Bongitis

Slang; Used to describe chronic bronchitis caused by excessive marijuana inhalation. Also used generally to characterize any respiratory condition caused by the inhalation of marijuana.

"Cough, cough..." person#1
"You take it like a bitch..." person#2
"Dude, not cool I've got chronic bongitis." person#1

by theJR April 22, 2010

BONGITIS

A COUGH BOUGHT ON BY SMOKING TO MANY BONGS

HAY STEVE THAT SOUND LIKE A REALLY BAD COLD YOU HAVE?
NO ITS JUST BONGITIS!

by TIGHT ASS TINSLEY! June 17, 2018

Bungieism

When the developers of a decent game make an ass backwards decision that just makes the game worse for no reason.

EA recently removed an important quality of life improvement, what a bungieism.

by SpaceAce300 July 24, 2021

Bungitus

A disgusting everlasting boil like callas or bunyon on your foot. May leak with an awful smelling oooz along with crusty corns. Looks like herpes. Hurts like your on fucking fire! Bungitus is only cured with amputation. There is no other way out. I mean....unless you take a saw and sand paper to it. But even then...you're fucked bro.

Dude-"Man, i went to the doctor and they said i have bungitus!! Im gonna lose my foot...its gonna be a NUBB! My new nickname will be nubbie!! Im totally screwed!"
Dude 2- "thats gross man. Keep your bungitus to yourself"

by jess_is_a_mess December 7, 2016

Bongitis

A person who is severally attached to their bong, they take it everywhere they go and they require a bong hit before they do any physical task.

Mike: Hey man, what's been going on with Riley lately, he's been acting strange.
Adam: Ah yeah, he has a bad case of the Bongitis, hopefully he will recover soon.

by TheMikeHunt August 17, 2022