Benevento

To deep throat far enough to lick your partners asshole.

To be quite honest, if she gives me another Benevento like that, I'll put a ring on her finger.

by Direct Order September 26, 2005

benevento

A large unflushable turd.

The benevento had to be broken up with a stick and flushed three times to get rid of it.

by dis[gruntled] September 23, 2006

daniel benevento

a very,very sexy man and a kind type of man who cares about everyone and has feelings for everyone and takes sucide seriously

Look at that cute and funny man over there he seems cute and friendly, Daniel Benevento

by meliscuteandallbutno July 21, 2018

Donna Beneviento

A character from Resident Evil Village who did nothing wrong.

Donna Beneviento just wanted friends and you killed her. Yeah, the giant baby was a bit quirky but it's not her fault some weird baby got loose in her basement.

by Donna-Deserved-Better June 18, 2021

benvenuto

The name's origins are officially lost to time and comes from Italy. What is known is the Great Italian King Benjamin V. Nut-O most likely was the source of the surname. Dating back to the 1400's, the great King would welcome his guest with an assortment of nuts and a membership to the Jelly of the Month Club (the gift that keeps on giving all year long). Nicknamed Nut-O by his subjects, that found his odd love for salty nuts humors.

People who bare this name are crafty as a fox and their high intelligence is often mistaken as nutty or crazy. They are willing to do anything for family but do not mistaken their kindness as weakness. They are tough like the nuts they were once known for.

Means "welcome" in Italian. A famous bearer was the Renaissance sculptor and writer Benvenuto Cellini.

Did you see that fight last night? That guy was eating punches like his name was Benvenuto!!!

by WaxMatches August 30, 2015

beerventory

an inventory of the beer in the fridge.

Guy 1-"Dude, I'm on my way home. Peek in the fridge and do a beerventory for me."

Guy 2-"9 beers in the fridge"

Guy 1-Damn, thats not enough! Ill stop and grab some more."

by chipoperson February 13, 2010

Cesar Benavente

a woodpecker, known for selling tacos (Cesar Benavente Tacos) and cakes (Big Benavente Cakes)

Bruh, there goes Cesar Benavente. What a woodpecker...

by Ness_Okey October 7, 2020